A Conversation With Myself

Me: Self, I'm going to write a post for Out of the Rabbit Hole tonight. And it will be epic.

(five minutes later)

Me: OOOOH KATAMARI DAMACY

(twenty-some video game levels later)

Me: Oh, I hundred-percented it...OOH ZELDA BLOGS.

(thirty-some minutes later)

Me: No more? Poo...Oh well, I guess I'll go get a drink!

(a glass of water later)

Me: Oooh, Shakespeare!

(one discussion of Twelfth Night later)

Me: OOOOOH a post about me procrastinating!!

This is my life...

Tata~!

~Mattie

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