I had a pretty scary dream last night...I mean, it was one of those long ones with multiple different sections, and most of the sections weren't all that scary. Like, I went to Chinatown with my brother, and I watched Sanji save a puppy...a puppy named Usopp...but you know.
But the scary part was when I was sitting at a train station with I think my family, but somehow that changed by the end of it, and some guy suddenly had a giant bazooka gun thing--he called it a Chinese firearm--and he basically made it a hostage situation. And it was really, really scary. And he started shooting at people, and then I backed up a little bit, and then he started shooting at ME. Somehow I ended up not getting hit by any of the multiple fire-shots being shot at me, and then he came to attack me head-on. So what do I do? I fight back. And kick him in the crotch multiple times. Then he tries to shoot me again because he's really angry now, and I GRAB THE FRICKIN GUN and turn it around somehow, and then shoot him in the chest.
...Yeah, what? When did I become so badass?
But yeah, then afterwards emogit showed me the taboo Ace video that we were talking about last night, and since I was making all this up in my head somehow in the video they had Chinese firearms (I clearly remember Nami with one), and I had some kind of PTSD reaction (not Portgus-Driven-Super-Depression, Post-Tramatic-Stress-Disorder) and spazzed.
And yeah. That was mostly the end of the scary part. I mean, the one where Sanji saved the puppy had a war going on, but that wasn't as scary as having someone shoot at you. And to top it all off, my printer started printing. And my printer makes loud, scary noises when she prints. That's why her name is Nataylia. And I woke up screaming. And now my muscles really, really hurt.
Moral of the story? ....I stayed up too late last night...
Tata~!
~Mattie
