Beware of language.
OMG
OMG
OMFG
FUCKING HELL
THE MASTER
WHAT THE HELL
OMG
I can't tell if I like him or not
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
BLARGH
Y'know, he reminds me of Iago....
OMG
I'M HAVING SUCH A SPAZ ATTACK
SO
MUCH
FUCKING
SPAZ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(glomps the Master and then smacks him across the face)
He's pretty damn attractive, too.
Didn't he create the Daleks? He did, right? I think? Right?
OMG IF HE CREATED THE DALEKS I LOVE HIM
OMG
OH
MY
GOD
(runs around the room flailing about until she hits a wall)
~Mattie
