New world order

Someone just optioned that last Short Horror Theater. I'm seeing big names for the various roles. Big stars. It's gonna be huge, it is.

ShortHorrorTheater

ShortHorrorTheater:Lady is bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, a mummy, a zombie and a CHUD. She doesn't change at all, and also loses her job.

ShortHorrorTheater

ShortHorrorTheater: Little boy scared of clowns finds his mom and dad are clowns and believes he, too, will become one. He does. Credits.

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ShortHorrorTheater:Man dressed as Santa enters house to surprise his kids only to find them half eaten as the real Santa rushes out the door.

Sabitours!!!

Losing you precious time while they doze on your lap, forcing you to choose to disturb them or not, though your house is on fire.