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"I'm Not a Doctor (and I Don't Play One on TV)"

This post is brought to you by the Letter S for Surgery.

Fooling around aside, I'll be going back to the hospital on the 14th for pre-op procedures for my latest pacemaker replacement operation on the 15th. Needless to say I'm not looking forward to any of this. I'd prefer Star Trek medicine where they don't have to get invasive to fix things.

But I suppose, the sooner its done the better. Thanksgiving won't be ruined by me having to sit and stew the entire month waiting for the operation.

This will end up being my fourth pacemaker since the first one was installed back in '96.