Subway and the Angry Inch

I've been reading in the news lately that people are up in arms over the fact that Subway's footlongs aren't exactly 12 inches. This started after one man in Australia actually took a tape measure and measured his sandwich, then took his anger to the internet.

... Its one bloody inch, people! What does it matter? And what sort of anal-retentive person actually measures their sandwich? JUST EAT THE DAMN THING!

Its mind boggling what ridiculous, miniscule things get people so irate these days. Its a waste of time and energy.

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