I have seen an advertisement today for a new show that has broken my brain.

As if things like Dancing With the Stars weren't enough, now there's one called Splash, which appears to be a diving competition with B-list celebrities.

What? What!?

This doesn't even feel real. It sounds like something that would be in an SNL skit about weird TV show ideas coming out of a writers' meeting. I'm getting more concerned that life, when it comes to TV, is imitating bad art.