Here are some Doctor Who quotes for your enjoyment. I could probably come up with a few more, but these are the ones that sprang out in my head today 
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"The planet is about to be destroyed, and I'm stuck in a traffic jam."
- Doctor Who: The Movie
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
- The Face Of Evil
"Don't you have things you hate?"
"I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations, terrible places full of lost luggage and lost souls. Then there's unrequited love, and tyranny, and cruelty."
- Ghost Light
"In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civilization: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans... Cybermen! They're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power, that's what it takes to be really corrupt!"
- The Trial Of A Time Lord
"Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential, from the moment they arrive on the planet and blinking step into the sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than, no hold on... Sorry, that's the Lion King."
- The Christmas Invasion
"Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?"
- The Christmas Invasion
"There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things, things that act against everything that we believe in. They must be fought."
- The Moonbase
"I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent."
- City Of Death
"What do you do for an encore Doctor?"
"I win!"
- The Seeds Of Doom
"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no tears, no regrets, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."
- The Dalek Invasion Of Earth
"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely allows one to be wrong with authority."
- The Wheel In Space
"This is a very odd waiting room. And where are the hopelessly out of date magazines, hm?"
- The Trial Of A Time Lord
"I am he, and he is me."
"And we are all together Goo-goo-ka-choob?"
- The Three Doctors
"Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast."
- The Five Doctors
"Avaunt thee, foul fanged feind!"
"I can assure I'm not that long in the tooth and neap blood brings me out in a rash."
"Back to where you came, spirit of the glass!"
"... Not just yet."
- Timelash
"Nine hundred years of time and space, I've never been slapped by someone's mother."
- Aliens Of London
"You all burned, all of you! Ten million ships on fire, the entire Dalek race wiped out in one second!"
"You lie!"
"I watched it happen. I made it happen!"
- Dalek
"Have you met the French? My god they know how to party!"
- The Girl In The Fireplace
"What have you been doing? Where have you been?"
"Well, among other things I think I just invented the banana daqueri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before. Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."
- The Girl In The Fireplace
"What's that then?"
"Sonic screwdriver."
"Well, if you're not going to tell me..."
"No really, see? It's a screwdrive and it's... sonic."
"What else have got? Laser spanner?"
"I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman."
- Smith & Jones
"Who's Newton?"
"Old Isaac? Friend of mine on Earth, he discovered gravity. Well I say he discovered it, I'd given him a bit of a prod."
"What did you do?"
"Climbed up a tree."
"And?"
"Dropped an apple on his head."
"Ah, and so he discovered gravity."
"No, he told me to clear off out of his tree. I explained it to him afterwards at dinner."
- The Pirate Planet
"They say hyperspace is a theoretical absurdity and that's something I've always wanted to be lost in."
- The Stones Of Blood
"Do you run all your factories like that, Controller?"
"That was not a factory Doctor, it was a rhabilitation center, a rehabilitation center for hardened criminals."
"Including old men and women? Even children?"
- Day Of The Daleks
"You two, we're at the end of the universe. Okay?! Right at the edge of knowledge itself! And you're busy... blogging!!"
- Utopia
"People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viepoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."
- Blink
"This is my time-wimey detector, goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces, whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
- Blink
"I say, you're very good at this. Do you fly these things for a living?"
"No... I save planets mostly, but this time I think I've arrived far, far too late."
- The Pirate Planet
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed...even if you order them to kill you, so if you do happen to change your mind, it's very difficult to stop them obeying the original order, but not impossible!"
- Robot
"Excuse me, are you sure this planet's meant to be here?"
- The Pirate Planet
"An apple a day keeps the, ah... no, never mind."
- Kinda
"You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it's a hundred years later."
- Arc Of Infinity
"Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they'd eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare. Of course, you and I both know that at the end of a millennium they'd still be tapping out gibberish. "
"And you'd be tapping it out right alongside them. I only asked you a simple question."
- Mawdryn Undead
