~Vlad~
As I asked this my dear sister piped up.
"Brother, why don't you practice a bit? Maybe you can see if you can make six clones now?"
I nodded happily, and glowed slightly before looking at an identical clone of myself staring back at me.
"Well, that's one clone. Which is two more Vlads than I want." Finni said off-handedly.
"Do not lie! You love me!" I cooed at him.
He made a face at me. And Mary Ann started to squeal.
"Oh! Oh! Why don't Vlad and Finni get married, and then they can adopt Dante so I can keep him forever and ever and ever!" She ran over and hugged Dante, looked flustered.
"You...You would want to have me as a part of your family?"
"Of course! I'll love you and feed you just like another little brother! Then we can take you to visit England!"
"And Russia!" I said excitedly.
I quite liked the idea of having more people apart of my little family.
~Finnigan~
Vlad looked to excited about this for his own good.
"Don't tell me that you agree with this..." I said exasperatingly.
"But...But...I want Dante to be part of the family... I'm like the awesome father...and you can be the mommy!"
My eye twitched. "I'm not gonna be a goddamned mom."
Vlad quickly glowed again, revealing five other clones. They all started to gang up on me.
"Okay! No raping today Vlads!" Mary Ann said, herding the clones away from me, and for that, I was greatful.
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Haha...Not very eventful. Just more lulz. They would make a cute family though. Especially if you include Finni and Vlad's unexplained biological kids. Best family ever.
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EV'RBODY BITCHES.
