I am so
pissed off
right now.
You have NO IDEA.
Twilight makes me SICK to my STOMACH.
Its POORLY WRITTEN, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT, AND ITS MORAL ARE WACKED.
Its characters are flat as paper.m Its demeaning to women. And its overhyped.
Fun, fun.
AND BEFORE YOU SAY I HAVENT READ THE BOOK.
CONSIDER THIS WHY WOULD I BE RANTING ABOUT SOMETHING I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. I've read them all. Although I skimmed through half of Eclipse and New Moon because they were BORING AS HELL. I think Jacob was the only character in the book who even came close to a personality.
I'll start with Bella.
Bella is a whiny, bitchy mary-sue that nobody can possibly connect to. Or enjoy to read about. (unless you are a whiny and bitchy mary-sue or a tween who believes in fake love) She completely ignores everybody but her precious Edward. She goes into zombie mode without him. Thats not healthy. Its not mentally healthy to be that infatuated with a person that you shut down. She doesnt even talk or cry with her friends about it. Or watch a sad movie and get over it. Oh and, whatever happened to her friends? Oh wait, no no no, this book is about obsessing over a 23135435135year old vampire. Whoo.
And she never developes as a character. She's the same complaining, whiny, gag-inducing bitch as in the first page. she gets everything she ever wanted. No sacrifices. You may think losing being a human is a sacrifice. But Its not. she WANTED to be a vampire. She wasn't losing anything important to her. And she complained about her parents anyways. She gets over it in like 1 page. So sad.
She can't fend for herself. At all. Really now. She has to be saved by her beloved Edward Sparklepants practically every step she takes. Damsel-in-distress who's physically and mentally overdependent on her boyfriend. SMeyer sure it setting the perfect role model. OHOH. BUT WAIT. There's more. get married at 18 and have a mutant baby. A mutant baby she is pphysically improbable, even in the world of fiction. So Mr. Edward Sexyboop is TOTALLY THE HOTTEST THING SINCE MASHED POTATOES even though his body is dead and hard like granite. And cold. I'd sure like to have a nice big slab of cold granite shoved up my baby factory. Did I mention that sperm dies approximitly in 3 days? His bodies been dead for much longer. He's like a bijillion years old. Even older than McCain. (and thats alot. no ofeence to mccainers, I like him too) And Isn't he supposed to have venom instead?
BUT EDWARD IZ SUPA SPESHOL AND HAS EVERY SINGLE POWER IN THE WORRRLLDDDFSDFSSDDS. Including babymaking. SO SPECIAL.
NOW FOR EDWARD.
He's 1-dimensional. He has no personality. He is an abusive boyfriend. And he's a pedophile. He's like 108 years or so old right? Hitting on a 17 year old girl. I liked him better where he seemed to dislike her. That was short-lived. He becomes OBSESSED.
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WILL EDIT LATER
