When there is something wrong,

I'll always be there

Today I have chatlog! From MSN.
Well the back story to this is,
Will kept on asking Kaede questions (Personal ones)
And kept on asking her out and she has a bf. [Congrats, btw]
Sorry about some of the language
But I was just annoying him because he was rude to Kaede
And sorry, its badly logged,

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Kaede: My mate Jack wants to say hi

I am added to the conversation.

Will : hi

Me : Hello Children >D

Kaede: wtf
xd

Me :I mean. Hi :D
I'm Kaede's friend
We are (kinda) besties ^-^
I think >_>

Kaede:lol
: D

Me : Are we?

Will : lol

Kaede: Yeah, i guess

Me : WOOO
-Hugs Kaede-

Kaede: But I haven't texted you cos I have no munneh D':
hugs

Me : I cannot compete with Shi-Chan though :L
Really? I'm on contract
Heyy
Shhh
Your friend-
I think he is asleep
He doesn't talk much

Kaede: xdxdxd

Me : >_>

Kaede: rofl
You managed to shut him up
xd

Me : HELLO?

Kaede: lol

Me :
HELLO???
ARE YOU THERE?

Kaede:
xdxdxd

Me :
WAKE UP CHILDREN!

Will :
hi

Me :
(A)

Kaede:
This is hilarious
xd

Me :
I don't think your friend likes me :L

Kaede:
xdxdxdxd
ROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Will :
whats ur name anyway

Me :
I am so hyperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kaede:
xdxd

Me :
My name is Benvolio

Kaede:
yes

Me :
As my name states

Kaede:
his name is 'iam so hyper'
xd

Will :
lol

Me :
...
I'm not kidding
My name is Benvolio

Will :
haha

Me :
;~;

Kaede:
Yeah, we call him Benny

Me :
WHY ARE YOU SPITING ME?!
D:
Hey Will,
Do you want to add me

Will :
hi
no

Me :
My usual account is

Kaede:
xd
lol
FAIL

Me :
[email protected]

Kaede:
BENNY GOT OWNED

Me :
No he didn't. ._.

Will :
u will getowned in a min

Me :
Towned?!
WHERE
=D

Kaede:
Will, is Benny annoying you? I can send him back to the home....

Me :
I have no home
I live in Marnia
:L

Kaede:
THE home

Me :
:O

Kaede:
Yeah

Will :
ye he his

Me :
Not THE home!
:O

Kaede:
yes
THE home

Me :
OHMIGAWD
SAVE ME WILL
THEY BEAT US THERE
WITH STICKS

Will :
good
u deserve it

Me :
...
Wow.

Will :
for being so hyper

Me :
You hate me already?
Coolies ^-^

Will :
i never liked u

Me :
You never licked me?!
GOOD.
I SHOULD HOPE SO TOO.

Kaede:
xdxdxd

Me :
Wait
My bad.
I read that wrong

Kaede:
Benny]

Will :
lol u idiot

Kaede:
you are pissing WIll off

Me :
I know
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
D:
But ...
Hey,
I could lick you if you want ;D

I have left the conversation.

Will :
i have a problem to
what was that all about

Kaede:
Seriously
DON'T ASK
VERY sorry about that

Will :
lol
so would u go out with me

Kaede:
You already asked me that >>
And I already gave you an answer

Will :
yes but im going out with keiran and im to nice to dump him
y wouldnt u dump him

Kaede:
Because its mean

Will :
yer but its mean saying yes just to pleasehim
as i dont think u r serious

Kaede:
He'll dump me soon

Will :
he wont cant we go out and not tell him

Kaede:
I apollogise for Benny, he's gay I think he was trying to hit on you

Will :
wtf

I have been added to the conversation.

Will :
why did u add him

Me :
Hey Babez
|:)

Kaede:
he said he would pay me

Will :
pay u
wtf

Me :
In Kinky sex dollars.
:L

Will :
lol

Me :
You want some?
I have friday night free?
:L

Will :
no i dont want any of u

Me :
But we have to stay safe
Damn laws.

Will :
fuck off

Me :
My place?
We have a couch!
Yeah, lets do the money laundering there!
What did you think I meant?!
PERVERT

Kaede:
Ben, shut up

Me :
...
D":
Will?
I'm sorry for my brutish behaviour
BUT YOU COULD WIN THIS DISHWASHER!
Or...
MY HAND IN MARRIAGE
(A)
I shall take that as a no...
I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAL
WE HAD SOMETHING!
THATS IT
WE ARE THROUGH.

Will :
can u just go

Me :
...
:'(
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVER SAW IN YOU
BIATCH
Now you get the idea.
Don't ask my best friend out when she has a boyfriend
Back off,
BUT IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU
WHO MAKE ME WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY GUCCI HANDBAG

Will :
do u even have a gucci handbag

Me :
...
I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE
YOU SHOULD TOO
And when you do,
Give me a call
;D
But my wonderful gucci handbag,
IT HASN'T GOT ENOUGH SPACE
TO HOLD
ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
Babes,.

Will has left the conversation.

Me :
I WIN
OHMIGAWD
I WON
:D

Kaede:
xdxdxd

Me :
You know what?
I think I scared him off...
I don't think he likes me, for some odd reason

Kaede:
hmm
I have that feeling too................

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Jack Skellz

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