Okay! this is V.B and i kinda just woke up from the most wierdest dream in the history of wierd dreams caused by hospittle drugs even tho i'm sure i'm wrong. It's 2:22 pm. and i'm bored.
So i had a dream just now tht i became the ruller of the world and soon the dictator of The earth and renamed the america's Canada but also named it wangdoodle land because i was visited by the almightly wangdoodle from the land of Mufoo to call it that. I aslo had a giant castle made of glass candy that scrapped the first layer of the stmosphere. The servents in the castle were all asians and when i got bored one time i created an 8th day of the week called "The Prince's Birthday" and it was a 24 hour day between the hours of 12am and 1 am between Monday and Tuseday. And of course in this dream this COULD happen...apparently.
And on Every Prince's Birthday, ppl from everywhere on the planet would bring me gifts and candy and chocolate and anime and manga and books and they all had to eat a marshmello at exactly 16:00 p.b (Prince's Birthday) and sing the song "Simple and Clean" in bulvarian in which everyone was fluent in.
And on every Prince's birthday dragons would come from the iland of Maboombu and i would pick at least on to be my new pet. I would pick an ice dragon and name him Haku (spirited away?)and he would be my boyfriend. But i also had Howl, Ritsuka, Jagger Maxwell, Alexander Sterling, Allen Walker, Kanda, and Lavi all for husbands even tho i really wasn't married and they all got in fights everyday to see which one would be my husband and live as King. But this never happened because i was a boy(go figure) and because they all would end up locking themselves in thier rooms sulking because Howl would always use magik to dye one of the others' hair, usually Kanda's, and then Kanda would get mad at his new color and release Muggen on Lavi who was changed into howl by Soubi because Soubi was one of my other boyfriends, and Allen would always draw on Jagger's face when he was asleep because Jagger was a vampire and sumhow reminded him of Lavi. Alexander would always steel Jagger's blood wine beacause he was a vampire also and when this happened Ritsuka would steel Kanda's hair ties and nail polish because he just knew this annoyed him to hell and back. And this all would happen on The Prince's Birthaday and if you haven't already noticed that it would have been my birthday every 8th day of the week then i will offically make up a name for you.
Well, anyway, after all that which i forgot what i was going for there at all, i would sit in a magical room that made new walls everyday and paint and draw on the walls anything i wanted. Soubi would help and Allen would hide in the corner sukling because he sux at drawing and had become my least favorite at that time.
Every Friday evening t exactly 6:00pm i would sit in the imfamously tall library, which you needed a levatating pluchy chair to get up and up to other books, I would relax in a giant fuzzy black lacy bed while Haku watched Spirrited awway (he can turn into a boy like in the movie) and magically get a new manga yaoi novel and read it very fast and drool with the occasional nose bleed and at least half the books on the 16th and 20th floor of the Libray would be full of Yaoi everything. Boys?? well i was a boy so there are already yaoi boys everywhere i turned, y'know, scince they got in fights everyday about who would sit as King.
But then Jagger would threaten to go and would cut some of his magically growing-back silver hair and they would get into more fights. And i would spend the day with Riku (KH) and we would eat ice cream and play video games because, y'know, he was my boyfriend too. Then everytime allen and Kanda were distracted by fights, Lavi would bound over and give me a black rose ( my fave) from romania which was now called " The Country of the Blue Vampires" by Jagger who was the orriginal King of there before falling in love with me. And then Riku would get pissed and summon his dark keyblade and lavi would go all Big Hammer Little Hammer on his ass and i would have to repair my glass candy castle everyday because of it.
And on every saterday evening there would be a contest to see who can capture the great Ichi-ichi Tounge beetle with out dying and everyone would participate because the prize (Decided by Howl) would be a passonit kiss from me. Howl would alway play dirty in the game and when i was borded with how it was going i would talk to Cheshire Cat (Pandora Hearts) and play go fish and drink honey tea while eating rose-pettle cookies and Wonderland blood drops (candy?).I think we were having a better time then the competiters. But once the beetle was cought i woke up and had the most enormous headache in the world.
and when i woke up L was dressed as Allen Walker, Micky was dressed as Lavi, and A.B was like a midget Kanda. All of them useing my cosplays. I had gasped and fell out of the hospitle bed which hurt immensly.
It anyone had gotten anything i said here i will love you forever and draw you a picture of your favorite parts of the dream!!
i love you all,
V.B (Akira)
P.S.
I'm not concieted...just a little insane!!
