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Hello
hello my names itachi i was ^cough cough^ part of the uchiha clan and ^cough cough their was a clan named uchiha their was i do have black hair and redish brown eyes this is my weird site and yes i hate gaara but gaara is my friend i suppose *gaara runs off crying and slams door* ok then welcome to this world on otaku i hope you enjoy it *gaara screaming I HATE YOU ITACHI* i hate you to
anyways enjoy
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i wake up today and what do i see sasori jumping on me so i through him aside ...............gawd i hate morning soon didnt see this coming deidara comes running out of the shower with no towl on screaming monster ..............dont want to know what he is running from aparently it was gaara so went in the shower *bonk* there much better no more screaming and through the useless red head in my room ill do something with him later ......................................great i forgot to paint my nails last night and im running out of my favorite color deep black purple dont ask how they put to colors in their no one knows............................so i walk to the living room where the tv and damn zetsu is watching the nature channel with all the flowers and trees gawd .............im never going to get to watch saw 3 i only rented it for 3 days great...........................
kisame was doing dishes i get me some coco puffs and begin to slowly eat them at the table whennn....................
hiden comes out of know where and slices the table in half ............"again"
so of course i screamed (WHAT THE F****** HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU D******)
i can never enjoy a quite morning with out something happening you know what i think everyone looks at kisame as the maid he allways clean up everything good kisame *pats kisame on head*
i go to my room and on the way there kakuzu is falling apart in the hallway because his boyfriend broke up with him thats the third time this week
( F****** PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER )
finally im in my room i laid on my bed so peaceful so quite .................ahhhh and dark just the way i like it i began to play with my skull collection on my desk next to my bed then i began to notice my bed was quit lumpy then i heard a small groan ...........???!!!!
ehhh its probably nothing the groan kept getting loader the more i bounced on my lumpy bed soon i realized it was gaara i must of sat attop of him purple in the face i through him to the ground
i began to read my emo monthly magazine on how to rip your arm up with tape when deidara come rushing down the hall knowing gaara is in the house looking for revenge for scaring him in the shower
hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm???? i thought to myself wonder what would happen if i hide gaara away so i kicked him under my bed ...............hope he likes dust bunnies i told him to shut up or become my lunch he just gave me the weirdest look of pitty and horrified brillance soon i laid there opening my magazine and counted ..........3......2......1.....*BAM* ^the door opens^ deidara screaming and freaking out saying where is he i know he is in here i simply looked at the pethetic looser and said .................get out of my room ............he replied no make me ..........................
KISAME DEIDARA WONT LEAVE MY ROOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deidara replies ok ok im leaving but if you see him tell me ok
ya ya whatever .................^door shuts^ hes like a brother to me he really is he just gets on my nervs sometimes ......................most of the time ...........oops i made a typo lol
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