Cursing Parrots, Cats Serving Jurty Duty, Dogs in Snuggies?!!! WTF!!!

I knew it! Today was so weird! My mom has gone crazy. She bought a snuggie for our dog. I didn't know until I woke up this morning, and he was prancing about in it like it was in a fashion show. Who does crap like that?! That's just... I don't know. Today was pet day at school. No wonder I had a feeling it was gonna be weird. I had to bring my dog in a snuggie with me. The ONLY dog in the whole school with one. Some of these animals do extraordinary things. I never thought a cat could actually serve jury duty. Or almost serve jury duty. How that happened was a mixup in the system. They tried to correct the mistake, but the officials declined them. When they showed up, they saw the cat and told the people they could go home and they were sorry for their mistake. One boy brought in his parrot. That parrot is such a pottymouth. It said all kinds of things while the boy was talking to us. Things like the f-word and other words... But I don't wanna get into too much detail on that. It was pretty fun. We even had a pet parade! Outside. For obvious reasons... Overall, today was fun. But plenty weird. I had a good time. And that's all that matters^^ I desperately need a snuggie now. >.> That dog looks way too comfortable in that thing. I'm cold as heck! But it's walking around like it's summertime. I'm gonna say something a little of the wall here. Brace yourself. It's colder than a polar bear's toenails out here! XD My mom says that alot now. That and beep beep. Whatever that means...At least it's not as hot as Satan's toenails anymore. XD Summer's hot! I wonder if she compares everything to something's toenails. It's so weird, but hilarious! I wish I had that on camera or something. Lol. Well someone's home now. Gotta go! 'Til then!

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