I know I'm obsessed with Hetalia when…
[ ] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you
[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class (Actually, I don't think he notices... I'm really quiet, I guess. Sometimes I laugh, though XD)
[ ] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look (Haven't tried it yet. *waits till 4th of July* o_o I'm British though...)
[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay (I'm one of about three people at my school that knows what Sealand is, if that counts! =D)
[x] When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media (I have a poster to post on that, actually XD)
[ ] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you (Mom still doesn't get Prussia/Gilbert thing XD)
[x] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away (Kelly signed that in my yearbook! XD Then, I did wrote it in Alexa's yearbook and other things I can't remember right now! 8D)
[] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia (I looked up Prussia once XD Then I got lost in the relations)
[x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China(I can blame Sabina for that one! XD Especially the one about pandas!8D)
[X] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process (I already had my own idiot hair! XD It just grew! I drew it in my fanart too! Natural ahoge power! 8D)
[X] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!” (Bethany gets that line alot! XD She's my America!)
[X] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that” (My technology teacher got so pissed at me for that! XD used it for innovations, too!)
[x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China (Yes, yes, yes. It gets annoying sometimes. I thought Sabina should've known that, too...=_= Maybe her parents know....)
[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British(Crap! XD Why me! Time to move to Japan! Bethy gives me hell about it!)
[x] When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up(History too! EPIC WIN!)
[] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”
[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
(Kelly and Geegee help with that one! XD)
America: *pulls out map of America* So, where's Japan?
Rest of the Allied Powers: Yep, he's American.
[X] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steel between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear (Last day of school=chaos)
[ ] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso
[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations (I say "awesome" and have developed my own verbal tick XD)
[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight (Actually, it's usually rock-paper-scissors, but it still fits.)
[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy” (XD! Most epic 4th period class ever! Poor Tiffany! She has to sit next to me!)
[x] When you realize you’ve memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly(Every day in school! XD Usually before 1st period and at lunch when I feel left out in convo! Cuz I don't know who likes who! Gahh!)
[x] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic(My notes, too! XD That's what I'm using to write my current story!)
[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution(Of course! Still British! T_T Why, America, why?
[X] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website(The site makes me feel so illiterate! Thanks for google translator! XD)
[X] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl (Why not? His name is Feliks! Too bad our other one isn't really Polish. He was born in England...But his mom is Polish!^_^ Still a letdown...)
[x] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively(Just did it for the 1st time yesterday! 8D)
[x] When you randomly scream “PASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke (XD! My mom has heard this and didn't get it til I showed her the 1st episode. Alexa is still pissed off at my Hetalia fandom...)[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war(Paintball war)
[] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily
[x] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”(XD! Social Studies accident resulted in me using that line! Dylan freaks me out...)
[x] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia (OHMAI YOU'RE RIGHT D=)
[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars (Funny story, really...)
[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space(Yeah! That and Ouran. More Ouran because that was what I had first. Mostly anime randomness! XD)
[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them(My S.S. teacher looked with me all day about Japan and Prussia XD!)
[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers (I used to hate them. It's odd. >.>)
[x] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms (And I always expect it to be a creepy old man. I can't look at mascots the same way again, needless to say.)
[ ] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit
[x] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare (Don't ask! XD Bethany's fault! Rubber has a TOTALLY different meaning in America!)
[ ] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place(O_O even, i don't do that. sorry arthur.)
[x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal(Denisia! =D, Also Berland)
[x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack (I have a Hello Kitty backpack, though. XD)
[ ] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy
[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you (Literally. I wore the jacket! XD Bethany made me!)
[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam (But I did convince a friend that watching Hetalia was studying. Lol! She and I were kidding around, too!XD Mr.Adams can't pronounce the title, either! Just made a Hetalia website! XD)
[x] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it (Done with Romeo and Juliet.)
[ ] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it
[x] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography
[ ] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy
[x] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions(CNN Student News big time.XD So many different things!)
[x] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that you can't (It worked for like 3 seconds! Until I hit a wall!)
[x] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about(Still got an A on my test for drawing fanart! XD)
[x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome(Never knew my grandpa, but my family could always be awesomeER!)
[x] When the sound of bouching beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you (o_o My beach trip was never the same again...)
[x] When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own (I'm Canada! 8D Everyone knows that's my signature line! Also, Prussia. Cuz I'm awesome! Poland when I feel like being silly. Just depends on who you are.)
[ ] When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)
[ ] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.(O_O WHAT?!!!WTF!)
[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away). (So did it! XD My CNN notes usually wind up that way! ex: America dumps his garbage into the Gulf Of Mexico to try and soak up the oil from the leak.
[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate (My Geography teacher will often go on random tangents in which she raves about how big Russia is. It amuses me to no end. Also, CHINA. XD)
[x] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit
[x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them(How many times mom has heard stuff like this I will never know XD)
[x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them
[x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you (Exactly! XD Bethany almost got us in trouble for laughing at that! And making various jokes!)
[x] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are(=_= Oh I hate it....)
[ ] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings
[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters
[x] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference" (As far as I'm convinced, my closest friends are the Allies. It explains so much. No world conference yet, though! XD My family has even picked up on it! Alexa is even more pissed off now! XD)
[/] When said friends start forming the pairings you support (Well, no... But "America" annoys everyone and "England" takes every opportunity to disagree with her. Does that count? =D)
[/] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence (No, but I do it sometimes! Sabina absolutely refuses! XD)
[x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher (She's never heard of Sealand before! XD And lots of other things! Nordics and Baltics)
[x] When you start squealing in geography class
[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head (Oh too many times! XD)
[x] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart(I have pages of them in my favorites!)
[x] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head. (I REJECT Uncle Sam as the personification of America!XD Social Stuides moment!)
[x] When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.
[x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair. X) ehhhh! Bro has some weird books! The last one I found involved dogs! 8D *shot for making reference*
[x] When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace 'its' with 'his'
[x] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England
[x] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you. (Yepyepyep. Bonus points when it confuses France! =D)
[ ] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.
[x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in(Especially in front of Germany!XD I even asked him if he did before!)