XD! These reasons are just so stupid and plain absurd I had to share it! XD! Try saying it out loud with a French accent~

1) No universal health care!
2) Their food! Disgusting!
3) Their dependcy on oil is pathetic!
4) The Americans!
5) The absence of the French!
6) They're fat
7) Too stupid to understand our divine knowledge
8) The .... um.... WAR!
9) No family values
10).... er... they're.... not being French, yes, they're not French so they're morons.

Really dumb! Right? XD! I don't think anything is really wrong with America! He just said that because he has to be Francis!