"You Did WHAT With A Rhombus?!!!"

XD! Poor me! I have a friend that does illegal things with geometric figures! That Gilbo is just full of stuff. Mostly randomness! Apparently, we're going to take over the world with a pencil sharpener and a rhombus! How that'll work, I have no idea. That's just Gilbo for ya! No logic whatsoever! Just do it! I got closer to my day of sleeping at least, today. If it wasn't for Gilbo being his stalker-like self. Quick tip: NEVER leave your window open when you take a nap. Especially if bushes are under that window. Also, if you take a nap, make sure it's in your bed, not on the couch. I woke up to a smirking albino boy staring down at me. I don't like it when people stand over me while I'm sleeping and stare at me! It's creepy! Very very creepy! And scary too! So, I beat him with the bat that was conviently under the couch. Don't ask why or how it got there. I'm just always packing! BD That's my line whenever I feel someone is in the house that shouldn't be there. It's usually Gilbo. And that's why he's the one always getting beaten and shot at in the house. Especially during school time. Because, I'm supposed to be the only one in the house for an hour or so. Anyone else, is suspicious and action must be taken! Meaning, unless I invite someone in, there's a good chance they'll be shot or beaten. >D Lol. I've kicked that habit, though. In the summer, my family's usually in the house. So, any suspicious people have to get through them! I think it's a pretty good system!^_^ But Gilbo may object...
Today, my dad started testing fireworks. Tradition and habit. He gets his fireworks in early June and starts searching for the perfect combination of explosives. He's very much a pyro and looks for the ones that makes lots of pretty lights and huge explosions. Although, he usually sets the lot next to our house and the backyard on fire that way. We've had to call the fire department multiple times because of him. Including the time he set the clothes dryer on fire somehow. My mom refuses to let him wash clothes at our house to this very day...We've actually called so much, the firefighters know us all. On a first name basis! My dad is crazy like that with stuff. He even uses the grill to make little fires when he gets bored. And then puts the fire on a stick. Sometimes he gives the stick to me. I don't care, since I chase people around with it. Mostly Francis. Though, I did chase my bro and Gilbo before. Best time of my life. Hopefully, he'll let me do that again for my birthday! 8D Knowing him, he'd give me a sparkler=_= Or those little fireworks you throw on the ground that make tiny explosions.^_^ I like those! They keep the weirdos away! Anyway, we're going to take a trip to various firework stores tomorrow! 'Til then!

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