*knocks, enters, bows*

I am here to report, Lord Ulquiorra. I have returned from the human realm on mission given to me from Aizen. It seems I need to find a book that Aizen is in need of that the man Urahara has in his possession. I thought this mission would be simple enough, but I am finding out so very much different.

I do not know what to think of this man Urahara. He asked some very strange questions of me while I was talking to him, and then made a very odd remark to me when I left. I have a feeling he knows about me. Much more than he should, I don't know how he could. I have not talked to this man in over 3 years. *pauses* There is something about him and his group that reminds me a lot of… *pauses again* Us.

I leave again tomorrow morning for the human realm. Do you have any words of advice for me? Something, that might make this go a little quicker and even smoother? So I may be successful in my mission for Aizen.

*waits for reply*