In this world I'm going to be telling you about the things that I think really suck! Ok I guess it’s more going to be about my life the good and the bad... which is mostly bad

I'm 24 and I'm old before my time, I find most things to be crappy and have no reason but to annoy. So this is where I'm gonna put all my pet peeves and things that I hate. So yeah... Read if you want because it doesn’t matter, again most things in life are there to simply annoy... maybe this is one or maybe just an insight into how people get annoyed?

ON WITH THE RANTS!!

I Got Tagged- MIRA!! LYNDY!! D:<

Rule #1:
If you open this you take it.

Rule #2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

Rule #3:
Tag 10 people

Answer Yes or No.

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list in Facebook ?
Yes

Q: Been arrested ?
No

Q: Do you like someone?
No I loath and detest everyone. Okay I like some

Q: Held a snake ?
Yes

Q: Been suspended from school ?
Nope

Q: Sang karaoke ?
Once, only with 4 other people.

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do ?
Hasn't everyone?

Q: Laughed until you started crying ?
Yes, not for a long time

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue ?
Yes

Q: Kissed in the rain ?
OOhhhh yeah

Q: Sang in the shower ?
Never

Q: Sat on a roof top ?
No, I'll be afraid I'll fall through it

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ?
Not yet, I'm sure it will happen one day

Q: Broken a bone ?
Negative

Q: Shaved your head ?
Once lol I looked like an egg with a body

Q: Played a prank on someone ?
yeah

Q: Shot a gun ?
An air gun... We dont have guns

Q: Donated Blood ?
nope, I want to but I'm always working when they are taking donations

Just be 100% truthful.

LAST PERSON THAT.

1. You hung out with ?
Wheeler, Nick, Guy, Wells... The pub crew

2. You texted ?
No clue probably Nick about pub

3. You were in a car with ?
Mother

4. Went to the movies with ?
The pub crew plus Pete

5. Person(s) you went to shop with ?
I don't shop with people

6. You talked on the phone ?
probably Wheeler about pub

7. Made you laugh ?
Deena? maybe

8. You hugged ?
It's been years

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon?
Moon

2. Winter or Fall ?
It's spelt Autumn

3. Left or Right ?
Right

4. Sunny or rainy ?
Sunny

5. Where do you live ?
England the mother land

6. Club or pub ?
PUB - everytime

7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?
Yes only 1 I can trust everything to.

8. Do you want to get married ?
One day

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it ?
Cut it!!

10. What time is it ?
1.34PM

11. Are you afraid of commitment ?
No, just no one wants to commit with me

12. What is your greatest hope / wish ?
Aspiration is a tossers mirage

13. Do you cook ?
Yeah

14. Current mood ?
cynical

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone ?
No

2. Sang ?
No

3. Listened to music ?
yeah

4. Danced?
No

5. Cried ?
No

6. Liked someone you can't have ?
Yes

16 FIRSTS

1. Who was your first prom date ?
None, I've lived a lonely losers life

2. Who was your first roommate ?
No room mate

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time ?
Ummmm Larger, Vodka, Malibu, Whiskey

4. What was your first car ?
Fiat Punto

5. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing ?
I was 14 for my Nans (Grandma) Funeral

6. Who was your first grade teacher ?
ummm she was really fat... sooo fat teacher?

7. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane ?
I think it was one of the Canary Islands

8. When you snuck out of your house for the first time ?
Never had to sneak

9. Who was your first Best Friend ?
Nick and he still is one of them.

10. Who is your best friend ?
Nick and Wheeler

11. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day ?
I deal with it

12. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid ?
My Nan's I was 3

13. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning ?
Get out of bed to go pee

14. First tattoo or piercing ?
None

15. First celebrity crush ?
Ummm alyson hannigan

16. First crush ?
Nicole Dart, I was to shy to talk to her though.

I Tag: No one as no one will read this

Vampire rant!!

Vampires...

Okay so I have heard about loads of people getting back into vampires… and wow you can tell it’s the current flavor of the month! Loads of new vampire TV shows on the loose, movies and even books! What has caused this? Something called twilight and from what I can tell it’s aimed at young teens with a romance twist… What I don’t get is why they used vampires? Was it just to make it different?

Vampires have had a long a storied history of being brutal and soulless killers, they feed on humans to sustain their immortal status. They have 3 mains weaknesses, sunlight, water and crosses. But from what I have seen from the adverts of these twilight movies vampires can walk during the day and swim in water while sparkling like a freaking Christmas tree the whole time. These new heart throb vampires just tarnish what the authors of books and great movie writers have been building for years.

Now on to the real rant! (I know this is what you have been waiting for). But seriously vampires should be scary! They drink your blood during the night and don’t care about anyone! There have been developments to the vampires over the years starting with Dracula, everyone knows him! He killed the innocent and tormented the villagers, just what you expect from someone who kills humans and have powers that surpass humans. Even up to the movie ‘the interview with a vampire’ where they showed a different side to vampires… yet they kept the point they have to feed on humans to live so they don’t make relationships with them.

I seem to be rambling… the point is what are these new sparkling freaks of the vampire world who fall in love with human females? That’s like me falling in love with a… steak!! Oh steak how I love you! What!! Someone wants to eat you! NEVER!!... Etc. It makes no logical sense. They might justify his blood lust by him drinking donated blood or something (I have no idea cos I am NOT going watch to go near these disgraceful movies). But that blood was donated to save a human life! Not sustain an already dead monster! It’s an insult they would give it to a vampire….

In summary… these teeny bopper movies have spawned a new surge of interest in vampires but they only what romance from vampires… vampires have no reason for romance as they do not procreate! They spread like a virus, infecting people. The point of these movies is trivial and redundant. A male reproductive organ is as much use to vampire as a life time supply of sugar is to a diabetic.

GO TO HELL YOU NEW VAMPIRES! BRING ME DRACULA ANY DAY.

Now to cheer you up, something awesome.

My feeling on this world cup stuff

Okay, so today I gave in and went down the pub (Public House AKA a bar for you American peoples of the world) and watched the football match between England and umm Algeria... is that right? Well anyway I went there. The first thing I said was well this game is gonna be terrible, I bet we get dominated, maybe even loose. Everyone around me in there England shirts look at me with disgust. But anyway I sat there and watched as my predictions came true. What I don’t get is when people think shouting at the television screen will help the team. COME ON ENGLAND!!... Yeah that’s gonna make them better considering your about 5979 miles away. I found myself becoming more and more cynical as the game went on saying 'Ha look at that it was goal on a plate and they turned it down'.

Please if our team can’t beat Algeria (no offence to any Algerians reading) then how did we qualify... as you can probably tell I'm no football watcher (soccer to those American peoples I spoke about earlier). Anyway the game ended in a draw of 0-0... Is that a win? (According to the New York Times USA wins 1-1!! haha how I laughed at their either obvious joke or their inability to understand basic rules)

But yeah anyway on with the main rant (yeah that’s right the main rant! you have a problem with that?) There was this female... I say that loosely because this girl had a beer gut that rivals even the biggest beer drinkers I have ever seen. It looked like Susan Boyle yet in a England shirt... but that’s not the problem... it was her voice 'COME ON ENGLAND' every 2 minutes... I really wanted to ram her head into the closest wall...

Anyway as you can tell I have been out and this is my first post in what a year? Well expect more people! I'm gonna show you how miserable life can be if your me!

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I BEEN TAGGED MIRA!! >:D

ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? OF COURSE... not
2. Tall? I'm 6'3 sooo yeah
3. In your pajamas? Nope... I don't have pajamas
4. Left handed? Only for somethings... ¬.¬

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Online - Jen, Physical - Wheeler
2. Talked to on the phone: The old man :D
3. Person to text you: ummmm *checks phone* Wheeler
4. Was today better than yesterday? Day's seem all the same to me!

FAVORITES:
1. Number: 2, 11, 29
2. Color(s): GREEN
3. Fruit: UMMM is jam allowed? hehe
4. Place: Ummm the alcholic beverage dispensing place

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not that i know of
2. Are you happy? Kinda, well 90% of the time ^^
3. Are you sad? Not really 10% of time lol
4. Are you bored? Sometimes, but chat helps keep the bordem away ^^
6. Are you nervous? About what? :S
8. Are you tired? Yeah lol but i'm lazy

CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? I just ate spaghetti and meatballs
2. Drinking? Ummm sprite and lime
3. I'm about to: ummm go and chat and tell jen she is tagged! O_O
4. Listening to? The TV?? XD
5. Plans for today? UMMMMMM chatting and maybe watching a film

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Drank bubbles? Like champage? or washing up liquid? :S
2. Lost glasses/contacts? NAAA I keep my glasses in my car
3. Ran away from home? HAHA na, I hardly ever leave XD
4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of
5. Been arrested? NA, haven't ever been pulled by them :D

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? To a degree, most things can be proved by logic tho
2. Yourself? I CAN FLY!!!... No I don't :D
3. Heaven? Nope
4. Santa Claus? Lol no sadly... cos he didn't visit me this year D:
4. Love? Yeppers!!
5. Do you like someone? I like lots of people! They are all my friends! ^^
6. Do you believe in God? Nope
7. Answered the truth on all questions? But of course!

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Ummm I threw the cats off the bed so i could get out of bed lol

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Ummm No job ATM... But thats it all the other stuff has been sorted ^^

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Ummmm The Glass House! ( I know old right!)

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: ummmm The pub? (the place that sells alchol :D)

Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: Ummm not too much, but more often then i used too

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Once I did :D

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try =3

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: On massive pile of money surrounded by beautiful women.... I mean my hay matress xD

Q: When was the last time you cried:
A: HA MORBO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED TO CRY!! :D

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A. ummmmm these cats are getting my nerves.

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: OVER 9000!!! :D seriously about 6...

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: TV

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: I have a little headache

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: Ummmm August! Cos its like hotish!

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Watched TV, On the internets, played games ate cupcakes :D

And i tag: Jimmerlee. MandaNoel. Dragonrider11. DEENA!! SASU!!
:D

First post

Well it’s my first post,
Not sure what to write about.
The anime I like the most,
The one I just can’t live without...

Ahhh rhyming is hard!! Anyway enough of that kinda gibberish ummm lets see what I did yesterday. I went out with the friend people, and had some drinks and stuff. It was probably the best night out in a long time because the attention seeking couple wasn't there. They always cause so much drama. 'Oh we broke up, ohh we got back together, oh we broke up again, I'm gonna kill myself if she doesn’t take me back' uhhhh I've had enough. People who commit suicide do not tell any before it because they do not want to be stopped, otherwise it’s just attention seeking! ahhhh

Wow a grumpy old man rant on my first post... happy happy me!

I just got done watching the New Dragon Ball Kai that aired for the first time in Japan yesterday. I would have watched it live (via the amazing internets) but it airs at 9pm Japan time so that’s 1pm my time (UK time) and I work Saturdays. Anyway it’s a remake of Dragon ball Z but made shorter and in Hi-Def. So far pretty standard first episode some back story and Raditz has arrived! For info 9pm Japan time is 7am/8am USA time so you can watch it live via the internets if you can wake up at that time. Have to download something like TVAnts which allows you to stream live TV shows airing from all over the world. It's quite useful if you don’t have anything good on you can watch something better elsewhere.

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