Okay, so today I gave in and went down the pub (Public House AKA a bar for you American peoples of the world) and watched the football match between England and umm Algeria... is that right? Well anyway I went there. The first thing I said was well this game is gonna be terrible, I bet we get dominated, maybe even loose. Everyone around me in there England shirts look at me with disgust. But anyway I sat there and watched as my predictions came true. What I don’t get is when people think shouting at the television screen will help the team. COME ON ENGLAND!!... Yeah that’s gonna make them better considering your about 5979 miles away. I found myself becoming more and more cynical as the game went on saying 'Ha look at that it was goal on a plate and they turned it down'.

Please if our team can’t beat Algeria (no offence to any Algerians reading) then how did we qualify... as you can probably tell I'm no football watcher (soccer to those American peoples I spoke about earlier). Anyway the game ended in a draw of 0-0... Is that a win? (According to the New York Times USA wins 1-1!! haha how I laughed at their either obvious joke or their inability to understand basic rules)

But yeah anyway on with the main rant (yeah that’s right the main rant! you have a problem with that?) There was this female... I say that loosely because this girl had a beer gut that rivals even the biggest beer drinkers I have ever seen. It looked like Susan Boyle yet in a England shirt... but that’s not the problem... it was her voice 'COME ON ENGLAND' every 2 minutes... I really wanted to ram her head into the closest wall...

Anyway as you can tell I have been out and this is my first post in what a year? Well expect more people! I'm gonna show you how miserable life can be if your me!

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