Vampires...
Okay so I have heard about loads of people getting back into vampires… and wow you can tell it’s the current flavor of the month! Loads of new vampire TV shows on the loose, movies and even books! What has caused this? Something called twilight and from what I can tell it’s aimed at young teens with a romance twist… What I don’t get is why they used vampires? Was it just to make it different?
Vampires have had a long a storied history of being brutal and soulless killers, they feed on humans to sustain their immortal status. They have 3 mains weaknesses, sunlight, water and crosses. But from what I have seen from the adverts of these twilight movies vampires can walk during the day and swim in water while sparkling like a freaking Christmas tree the whole time. These new heart throb vampires just tarnish what the authors of books and great movie writers have been building for years.
Now on to the real rant! (I know this is what you have been waiting for). But seriously vampires should be scary! They drink your blood during the night and don’t care about anyone! There have been developments to the vampires over the years starting with Dracula, everyone knows him! He killed the innocent and tormented the villagers, just what you expect from someone who kills humans and have powers that surpass humans. Even up to the movie ‘the interview with a vampire’ where they showed a different side to vampires… yet they kept the point they have to feed on humans to live so they don’t make relationships with them.
I seem to be rambling… the point is what are these new sparkling freaks of the vampire world who fall in love with human females? That’s like me falling in love with a… steak!! Oh steak how I love you! What!! Someone wants to eat you! NEVER!!... Etc. It makes no logical sense. They might justify his blood lust by him drinking donated blood or something (I have no idea cos I am NOT going watch to go near these disgraceful movies). But that blood was donated to save a human life! Not sustain an already dead monster! It’s an insult they would give it to a vampire….
In summary… these teeny bopper movies have spawned a new surge of interest in vampires but they only what romance from vampires… vampires have no reason for romance as they do not procreate! They spread like a virus, infecting people. The point of these movies is trivial and redundant. A male reproductive organ is as much use to vampire as a life time supply of sugar is to a diabetic.
GO TO HELL YOU NEW VAMPIRES! BRING ME DRACULA ANY DAY.
Now to cheer you up, something awesome.
