I am a freaky pimp with sexy eyes who got stabbed horribly by a lover because I have AMAZING boobs

First, make your title " i am a " and then do the questions and tag 15 people when ur done
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[X]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[X]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[X]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[X]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[X]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I don't know 15 people, so I tag whoever reads this

randomness? XD

ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? LOL no
2. Tall?: yes
3. In your pajamas?: no
4. Left handed?: Yes
LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Lori
2. Talked to on the phone: uhmmmm I think it was my mom
3. Person to text you: My sister
4. Was today better than yesterday? uhm bout the same

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FAVORITES:
1. Number: 17, 21
2. Color(s): Blue in any shade
3. Fruit: Orange
4. Place: Anywhere away from population
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EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope
2. Are you happy? lol not really
3. Are you sad? Not really.
4. Are you bored? Always XD
6. Are you nervous? nope
8. Are you tired? A little

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CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? Nothing
2. Drinking? nothing
3. I'm about to: Post this? XD
4. Listening to? nothing
5. Plans for today? Sleeping, cause its night time XD
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HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Uhm?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? yeah i lost my glasses for like 3 months XD
3. Ran away from home? no
4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of, plus I seriously doubt it :P
5. Been arrested? heck no

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Uhm.... Depends on your definition of the word.
2. Yourself? for the most part
3. Heaven? again, depends on your definition.
4. Santa Claus? You mean he's not real?!?!
4. Love? hmmm yeah
5. Do you like someone? Nope
6. Do you believe in God? In my own way
7. Answered the truth on all questions? yes
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Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Wished I could go back to sleep
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: lol too many to list >_>

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: G.I. Jane, watched it earlier today
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Applebee's :3
Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: I think so, don't really pay attention to it.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: no lulz

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yush
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: in my room o.0

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: like a month ago

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: uuuhhmmmm let's seee.... *tries to remember* uhmm... I think I was thinking how cute my dog was, cause she was sleeping next to me :3

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: hmmm about five?

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: the fan next to me (gets hot in my room), my sis playing with my dog

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: my head, my stomach, n my ankle (my ankle is the worst o.o)

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: October

Q: What did you do last night?
A: played Luna Online

I tag Mistress Amoranta, Hunter Kaskura, emeraldsky, Lazyninjafrog

lulz?

What do you have:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[x] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half Sister
[ ] Half Brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile Phone
[ ] Own Bathroom
[x] Own Room
[x] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV
[ ] Flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total: 11

[ ] Full size/queen bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/ipod
[x] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[x] Gamecube
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[x] Wii
[ ] Your own laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop(had one, dont anymore)
[ ] Air hockey table(had one, dont anymore)
[ ] Pool table(had one, dont anymore)
[ ] Ping pong table(had one, dont anymore)
[ ] football table(had one, dont anymore)
[ ] sport gear
Total so far: 17

[x] Night Stand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] surround system
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 19

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera on phone
Total so far: 21

[x] Go cart/car/quad (like 5 dirt bikes and a quad)
[x] Guitar/drums/bass
[x] Piano/keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the country
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive Jewelry
[ ] Met a celeb
Total so far: 24

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to the batting cage
[x] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room
[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to Australia
[ ] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[ ] Been to Germany
[ ] Been to a place in 7 wonders
Total so far: 27

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a jet ski/boat
[x] Had/Have camped
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces(does being just across the border then going back count? XD)
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
Total so far: 30

[x] Have a home cooked meal almost everyday (actually this is because I have to make my own homecooked meals, 'cause im gluten/dairy intolerant >.<)
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
Total: 32

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (tag 5 people)
26-40 = Average teen! (tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled teen! (tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper class snob! (tag 20 people)

Movies :o

if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. mark the ones you've seen. there are 239 movies on this list. put 'x next to the movies you've seen and add them up. have fun!

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 5

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 15

(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 23

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 33

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) Suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 42

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 49

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving -MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 56

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
( ) From Hell
Total so far: 61

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 66

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Seven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 77

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bron Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 84

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 91

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 104

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pa
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 107

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 113

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
(x) Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History
( ) Three
Total so Far: 115

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer (
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
(x) Willard
Total so far: 120

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 125

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 129

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 135

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) team america world police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total: 141

lol that not even all of them I've seen so many more that aren't listed here XD

hmm...

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3/10

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 2/10

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4/10

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelery.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 5/10

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you. (always...)
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2/10

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[x] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelery or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 8/10

Vampire:
[ ] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 2/10

Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shape-shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 4/10

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 10/10

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[ ] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 2/10

Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 4/10

My results

Centaur: 3/10
Elf: 2/10
Fairy: 4/10
Gnome/Dwarf: 5/10
Harpy/Siren: 2/10
Mermaid: 8/10
Vampire: 2/10
Werewolf: 4/10
Wizard/Witch: 10/10
Zombie: 2/10
Satyr/Faun: 4/10