Instructions
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
1. Your name?
Courtney
The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men, but belongs only to me! Look up also, Pimptress or Genius
Courtney looks damn fine in that!
(I couldn't agree more lol.)
2. Age?
fourteen
A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.
He had his scrotum pierced, so he couldn't help us roof the garage. Aaron, fourteen. Anyway, ...
(...okay...)
3.One of your friends?
Talia
A beautiful girl who can make anyone smile and brighten up there days just by hearing hear laugh or seeing her smile. You would b lost without this girl if you ever went out with her
that girl is so talia
(Aw~ that's so true.)
4. What should you be doing?
homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
5. Favorite colour?
green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
(We'll pretend that this never happened, okay)
6. Birthplace?
Texas
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
(Lovin' this!)
7. Month of your birthday?
January
Everyones favorite month!!
playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.
January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.
(Profanities get edited.)
8. Last person you talked to?
mommy!
the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground
My mommy loves me very much
(My mummy does love me very much!)
9. One of your nicknames?
Little Uom (just uom for the search)
You (U) Owe Me; used to indicate obligation to the person being obligated
Mark: You just saved my life! What can I do to repay you?
Firefighter: I'll give you a UOM and you just figure it out on your own.
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That was fun! I got this off of some page and I was REALLY bored. Ya'll should try it too just copy & paste!
