Welcome you have now have entered N.O.S.E. Which stands for National Organization of Spies and Essentials. You have now become a spy. You will go through many levels. Make good decisions, keep your emotions under control, and be yourself. There is also a girl named Andrea Willows which you will hear from her consistently.
Greeting all you young and crazy people deciding to put your life on the line for somehting that might be worth it in the long run. Anyways hello it's Andrea. -_- yay it's my turn to post. First I have to explain...actually you can barely explain this stuff lol because you either have to see it for yourself or feel it in you. You will see what I mean after a few years of this stuff. I'll explain the "Directors" first. Directors is like using Mr. or Mrs. in front of someones name. It's an indication of a teacher or a mentor. For example: Director River. He is a man and he is the teacher of many classes in N.O.S.E like commerce, guns, develop, siquence, timing etc whatever. He is a teacher and to some he is a mentor. You can also tell if they are a man or woman because they have to use either there first or last name. And if they use their first it's just so much easier, cause you can tell better. That's all the explaining I think I have to do so good luck and good bye!.....
Oh wait! Forgot sorry! I need to explain the levels of N.O.S.E. First you have to go through "Spy school" which is like the basics. That's what you new people just enrolled in. Your not a N.O.S.E. spy until you have graduated from spy school and the first 6 years of real school. Yes it's a long time but hey you can quit any time! The spy school is just a basics thing. First they put you through simulation which is basically you accept death and life and pain. And it will scare you so bad. As it does almost everyone. And after that you are trained and pused to the best. Then you learn the cool stuff. Weapons in general. How to change your appearence. How to be sneaky. How to lie. That's important. A spy's gotta know howta lie. That's a good saying. Things like that. But guess what if you think that's hard the Levels of N.O.S.E. They're even harder. Well that is definatley it! Good luck! Good bye! God luvs ya!
-Andrea Willows (:(
Dear Newcomers to N.O.S.E.
Hello and welcome. My name is Director Lynn, the interial director of new members. Which is you. To be able to recive admission into N.O.S.E. you have done all of the following:
1) Filled out the application form, mailing it with the special enclosed stamp and filed it under taxes in the fake envelope.
2) Taken the primary exam in physics and physical agility (this test is located in any public park near you. On weekdays only. From 6 in the morning til 6 at noon. Look for a man in a green hoodie)
3) Met with a directors associate
4) Signed up for tours of N.O.S.E. and basics guide program
After you have completed the following, take the nearest bus stop and go to the farthest edge of your town limits. Meet the same person as before and he will take you to N.O.S.E. The only dates that N.O.S.E. will be open for admission and early tours is January 12-27th. Times will be when the bus stop is open. And we can only take one person at a time. Thank you and good luck.
Director Lynn
Dear Readers,
This is an important message. And will not be repeated. I am specialized in this area so I am accustomed to taking care of your needs and concerns about what you are about to enter. First of all I have responded to your calls, emails, and have met with some of you. Don't worry we will be scedualing tours and meetings through the month of January. And admissions will be all through the beginning of Febuary and near the end of the month we will be running tests. Number two. Please do not go around and tell your freinds and family about your whereabouts. This is a private institution. This is only for you the only other people that should know is mommy and daddy. No one else. If we picked you, congrats! But keep it a secret. This is an intitute that is made to keep many thing in your life maintained. In fact it is described and "life" itself. Number three. Please stop trying to sneak into N.O.S.E. (we are professionals. we know what you are doing) and please stop trying to call Andrea it's making her mad and her life harder. If you want to know her amazing life story, A. ask her nicely. or B. look in the N.O.S.E. library history book. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Director River
Hello I am Andrea Willows some people may have said that I would appear on this thing before long. Though it's oddly funny that it was MY idea to create a webpage for this corporation, it has never occured to me that I haven't introduced myself. I am Andrea Willows. And since, hopefully, you have taken the life long oath of swore to secrecy I feel that I can reveal to you some things about me. My "life story" will probably appear. And between your spy life, real life and my life...well things aren't so sweet anymore.
I would also like to say now that this page is locked to everyone else in the world besides N.O.S.E. spies and other spy corporations. Not even the U.S. Goverment or the FBI can read what your reading now. Lucky you. As I have said my name: Andrea Willows. The last name changes every week to a month. Just to security reasons. Don't worry you'll get to do that too. I just wanted to wish you good luck, good control and use your N.O.S.E! See ya soon! ;)
By the way this is me now (note: me NOW!)
Puns about N.O.S.E.
Written By: Natalie Stewert
This is probablly the only time that you will ever be able to laugh at. The Puns of N.O.S.E. is something that I created so people will have something to smile about. The funny thing about National Organization for Spies and Essentials is that it spells out nose. Cutting out the for and and. There is many thngs that a N.O.S.E. spiy must know, you use ever part of the body all at one time. It tries to physically and mentally balance you so you become the "Perfect" human being. The only concept with this theory is that it doesn't exsist. There is not such thing as being perfectly stable. To the point however the greatest body part that a N.O.S.E. spy is pround of is their nose.
~Number 1 thing: People at the corporation never tell you to "buckle up" or "get with the program". They hardly ever tell you that. They used to until I came up with the saying "use your N.O.S.E.!" Which is a pun for use all the skills that a N.O.S.E. spy would know anf put it to use.
~Number 2 thing: Everyone like to use nose in some form or fashion. For instance if someone yells at you saying "pick your N.O.S.E.!" when they are trying to pick out the spies they want to go on missions. Yes, I made that up too.
~Number 3: It's also become a really big discrase to a N.O.S.E. spy if you make your nose bleed or break.
~Number 4: "Is your N.O.S.E. itchy?" if someone says that to you they are meaning are you losing your physical or mental stabiblity.
~Number 5: "Smell that! or "put your N.O.S.E. on this!" it means either I'm going to beat you up or kill you.
And i'm sure there is way more! But those are the top ones people use. Reminder I made them all up so your welcome!
