Puns about N.O.S.E.
Written By: Natalie Stewert

This is probablly the only time that you will ever be able to laugh at. The Puns of N.O.S.E. is something that I created so people will have something to smile about. The funny thing about National Organization for Spies and Essentials is that it spells out nose. Cutting out the for and and. There is many thngs that a N.O.S.E. spiy must know, you use ever part of the body all at one time. It tries to physically and mentally balance you so you become the "Perfect" human being. The only concept with this theory is that it doesn't exsist. There is not such thing as being perfectly stable. To the point however the greatest body part that a N.O.S.E. spy is pround of is their nose.

~Number 1 thing: People at the corporation never tell you to "buckle up" or "get with the program". They hardly ever tell you that. They used to until I came up with the saying "use your N.O.S.E.!" Which is a pun for use all the skills that a N.O.S.E. spy would know anf put it to use.
~Number 2 thing: Everyone like to use nose in some form or fashion. For instance if someone yells at you saying "pick your N.O.S.E.!" when they are trying to pick out the spies they want to go on missions. Yes, I made that up too.
~Number 3: It's also become a really big discrase to a N.O.S.E. spy if you make your nose bleed or break.
~Number 4: "Is your N.O.S.E. itchy?" if someone says that to you they are meaning are you losing your physical or mental stabiblity.
~Number 5: "Smell that! or "put your N.O.S.E. on this!" it means either I'm going to beat you up or kill you.

And i'm sure there is way more! But those are the top ones people use. Reminder I made them all up so your welcome!