Dear Newcomers to N.O.S.E.
Hello and welcome. My name is Director Lynn, the interial director of new members. Which is you. To be able to recive admission into N.O.S.E. you have done all of the following:
1) Filled out the application form, mailing it with the special enclosed stamp and filed it under taxes in the fake envelope.
2) Taken the primary exam in physics and physical agility (this test is located in any public park near you. On weekdays only. From 6 in the morning til 6 at noon. Look for a man in a green hoodie)
3) Met with a directors associate
4) Signed up for tours of N.O.S.E. and basics guide program

After you have completed the following, take the nearest bus stop and go to the farthest edge of your town limits. Meet the same person as before and he will take you to N.O.S.E. The only dates that N.O.S.E. will be open for admission and early tours is January 12-27th. Times will be when the bus stop is open. And we can only take one person at a time. Thank you and good luck.
Director Lynn