The four leaf clover is a freak of nature. I realized this, when, while walking to school today, I noticed a patch of clover and thought, "I wonder if there's a 4-leaf in there. I should pick it." It was already a lucky day since I saw Mt. Fuji with ridiculous clarity when I was leaving my apartment. First time in a while too. Guess that answers my usual Wednesday speculation...

As I scanned the clover patch, my next thought was, "Man! These things are freakishly huge! Maybe they're not really clover..." (I don't know shit about plants after all) And then, despite no desire whatsoever to actually arrive at school, my impatient nature took over and I decided to give up and get going. Because I wasn't going to find a 4-leaf clover. Because nobody ever finds a 4-leaf clover in real life. Because it's an anomaly. A freak of nature.

But for some reason, everybody thinks 4-leaf clovers are cool. Like.......7-toed cats or something....they shouldn't exist, but they do.