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The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner story in my own words.

The story is set in the 18th Century. It starts with a Wedding-Guest going to a wedding with two of his buddies. All of a sudden, the Mariner is stopped by an old man with a glassy eye. The Wedding-Guest struggles to get away, and the old man (the Ancient Mariner) lets him do so. But the Wedding-Guest is so mesmerised by the Mariner's glass eye, that all he can do is sit on a stone and listen to him. The Mariner tells his story of long ago, when his ship was set for an expidition to somewhere far away, with his crew of 200 men. On the way, they get caught by a huge and windy storm, which takes their ship to the very edge of the South Pole. Then, an Albatross, which is said to be a bird God sent for good luck, comes, and flies around the ship, and the fog is cleared. The ship turns around and starts heading back North to the Mariner's home, the Albatross following the whole way. Thinking that the Albatross was bringing bad winds, the Mariner shoots it with his crossbow. The shipmates cry out against him for doing that, because it was the bird of good omen, but the Mariner tells them that it was bringing the wind, so they agree and justify him. But that only made them a part of the crime. All of a sudden, the Albatross begins to be avenged. The wind stops blowing and the tides in the ocean stop moving. The shipmates and the Mariner are cursed also with endless thirst. They are so thirsty it is hard for them to speak. They blame the Mariner for killing the Albatross, so they hang the dead bird around his neck. Then a couple days later, after being still and not moving from the same spot for a long time, the Mariner see's a ship in the distance. He's wondering why the crap that ship's moving with no wind or no tides. Then he see's the ship, and it's two crew members, Death and the nightmare Life-In-Death, who is a blonde female with very pale skin. Death and Life-In-Death were playing a dice game, and Life-In-Death won and whistled 3 times, which caused the sun to go down, and all of the Mariner's shipmates died, except for the Mariner. And this was also a curse in the sense that all the shipmates were to stare at him with their dead hateful cold eyeballs. For days the Mariner sat alone, still thirsty, still not moving, his crew still dead. He's watching the water snakes swimming above the surface, and despises them. But then, he notices their beauty, and prays to God for the beauty in all living things. Then the spell starts to break, and the Albatross falls from his neck and sinks down like lead into the sea. It starts to rain, releiving the Mariner's thirst, and he is able to sleep. All of a sudden, his shipmates come to life, speechless, and dead in their eyes. They prep the ship, and try to head back home. The Mariner falls asleep and has a dream where two voices are telling him he's bad for killing the Albatross, and he still feels penance. He wakes up, and he is near his home. He sees all of his dead buddys' spirits be released, and forming their own light. In the distance in a row boat, the Mariner spots a small row boat with a pilot, the pilot's son, and an old holy Hermit. He wishes to go to the Hermit so he can shrive him of his sins. When the Mariner gets on the row boat, his ship sinks into a whirlpool. The Hermit shrieves the Mariner, but he will feel penance unless he tells his story to oncoming people. He tells the Wedding-Guest that he who loves all of God's things will live a happy and better life. The Wedding-Guest wakes up the next day a sad and wiser man. And that's about it and a bag of chips.

The Boyfriend League

Hard Project #9

Multiple Choice...

1. What is the name of the article that caught Dani's attention?
A. Families Needed to Provide Food for Children
B. Families Needed to Provide Homes for Rattlers
C. The Football Team Defeated the Cardinals
D. Kids Needing New Supplies

2. What is the name of Dani's byline?
A. Runyon's Sideline Review
B. Best News In Town
C. 2007 Baseball Classic
D. Keeping In Touch With A High Schooler

3. What is Dani's real name?
A. Dani
B. Daniel
C. Debra
D. Danielle

4. What is Dani's best friend's name?
A. Arielle Mannon
B. Bailey Cartwright
C. Barbara Sawyer
D. Lucille Butler

5. What does Dani call Barbara?
A. Bird
B. Berry
C. Cat
D. Dawg

6. What does Dani's mom do for a living?
A. Lawyer
B. Legal Secretary
C. Entrepreneuer
D. Judge

7. What has Dani gained an appreciation for?
A. Dance
B. Fashion
C. Orphans
D. Sports

8. What does Dani plan to major in in college?
A. Biology
B. Medical
C. Journalism
D. Teaching

9. How many years has Dani's sister been Miss Teen Ragland?
A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 4

10. Dani's sister, Tiffany, told their dad to for the _______ look.
A. Bruce Willis
B. Lex Luthor
C. Peter Pan
D. Zac Efron

Short Answer…

11. Why did Dani’s parents name her Danielle?

12. Why did Bird’s mom take the Wed and Dead sections for ?

13. Why did Dani say Bird looked a little like a bird? What kind of bird did she say she looked like?

14. When Dani’s mom picked up Chinese food, why was Tiffany the only one eating with chopsticks?

15. What was Dani’s dad’s three-day rule?

16.What did Dani’s dad say they should try Dani out for and what position?

17. What did the famous picture of Nolan Ryan look like?

18.Where did the team manager arrange for Jason to work and why?

19. The team always sold programs for how much, and what did it have in it?

20. Why is Jason’s number in baseball number 11?

True/False
21. ___ Dani’s favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.

22. ___ Dani was the only one wearing a Ragland Rattlers hat at Dave & Bubba’s.

23. ___ Jason put his hat on Dani’s head to keep the light out of her eyes at Dave & Bubba’s.

24. ___ Dani said she looked like a Cirque de Soleil performer the night she and Jason met.

25. ___ The article of Dani’s that Jason was reading was titled ‘Secrets of the concession stand revealed.’

26. ___ Dani said she was closer to being a peacock than bright plumage.

27. ___ Dani’s mom’s New Year’s resolution is always to get into shape, and her dad’s is to cook healthier.

28. ___ Jason’s pre-game ritual is to eat a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

29. ___ Jason believed Dani ruined his game when she talked to him while he was pitching a no-hitter.

30. ___ Bird said she’d short-sheet Brandon’s bed if he went off with Tiffany, while he was on a date with Dani.

Answer Key…
1.B
2.A
3.D
4.C
5.A
6.B
7.D
8.C
9.C
10.A

11. They named her Danielle because her dad wanted a boy. Since they weren’t going to have a son, he could at least have a son-sounding name in the family. Then it was shortened to Dani.

12. She took it because she sells real estate. That is because the newly married couples need places to live, and the newly dead people’s houses need to be sold, which is usually to the newly wed.

13. She said she looked like a ruffled bird. She looked like a bird because her blond hair was cut really short with different layers, so whether or not she styled it, it wouldn’t look like it. Her hair also poked out in different places.

14. Tiffany thought it was important to respect the customs of all nations, just in case she decided to enter the Miss Universe pageant.

15. It was any relative worth having as company, must limit their stay to three days. This was due to otherwise they all get on his nerves.

16. He said she should try out for the football team as a tackler.

17. Ryan had blood on his uniform after taking a ball to the mouth during a game.

18. He was to work at Ruby Tuesday for him to help out with the extra cost of meals.

19. They were each a dollar, and inside it had the roster of the Ragland Rattlers with their stats, and a roster of the opposing team.

20. It’s because he started playing ball when he was eleven, and just stuck with it through the years.

21.True
22.False
23.True
24.True
25.True
26.False
27.False
28.False
29.True
30.True

Last Shot

This is Jeremy reporting live from the final four stadium. This is the biggest line I have seen in my life everyone lining up to get tickets to see the final four teams play this is unbelievable. I have been here all day watching this guy buying tickets but he has some in his hand. Let go talk to him. “So sir how is it been being here” “good just buying tickets” well that is good to see you here” back to you John Stamos

Blogs on the book Where are You Now? by Mary Higgins Clark

Easy
In my book, Where are you now? , by Marry Higgins Clark one of the main characters was Olivia Mackenzie. She was the mother of Caroline and Mack, and she was a really nice person. But her husband and son ended up dead and her daughter moved out, so for her birthday I would give her a puppy. She seems lonely and then she would have a companion to keep her company. This would give her someone to take care of and make her feel responsible of.

Hard
Introduction: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I am here today to present a case against.
Throughout this trial I will prove to you beyond a shadow a doubt that Mr. Altman has cold bloodedly murdered Charles Mackenzie II.

First Witness: Carolyn Mackenzie.
Please state your name for the court.
What is your relation to Mr. Mackenzie?
How old were you when he disappeared?
Whom you have believed to be him has called every year on Mother’s Day, is that correct?
And this past Mother’s Day you threatened him on the phone, correct?
Will you please state to us what you said?
Then the next day a note was left for you by whom you believed to be your brother, correct?
I now present exhibit A. (Hold up note in plastic baggy.)
Is this the note Ms. Mackenzie?
Will you please read the note to the court Ms. Mackenzie?
So even after Mr. Mackenzie told you not to find him you continued you search, is that correct?
What happened to you a couple weeks into your investigation?
By whom were you kidnapped?
And where did he keep you?
And what did you find in the basement?
How long had she been missing?
What did Mr. Altman tell you about your brother?
What happened next?
So that man sitting right over there not only confessed to murdering your brother, but also almost killed you and Leesey, is that correct?
Thank you, Ms. Mackenzie that will be all.

What My Mother Doesnt Know By Sonya Sones

What My Mother Doesn't Know By Sonya Sones was a very interesting and good book. It was written in free verse poems and I enjoyed that because it was an easy read. This book was very suspenseful and I didn't want to put it down at times. It was about a very ordinary teenage girl and how she dealt with all sorts of teenage girl problems. It was very interesting to see how she managed lots of her issues because she got herself in lots and lots of situations. She did some crazy stuff in this book. She made lots of mistakes and had to endure the consequences just like every normal girl. I really enjoyed this book and would recommend this book to everyone.

Top 10 Websites Sophie Would Visit.
1. Face book-Sophie looooooves her friends and this would be a good way to keep in touch. She could also share pictures of her and her friends on there. Also face book is a good way to meet new guys.
2. MSN- she’s got to check her e-mail and see if she’s got any new e-mail from her friends. They e-mail about a lot of there drama
3. Art.com- Sophie loves to draw and would get on here to get ideas or just to look at art from other kids.
4. Malco.com- Sophie and her friends enjoy going to the movies a lot. She would most likely get on here to see what movies are playing and the times so she wont be late.
5. Poetry.com- Sophie is very artistic and likes poetry. She would get on here to look at poetry and get ideas for her own
6. Lyrics.com Sophie likes music so when her favorite band comes out with a new single she’s got to get on there to check out the lyrics. This would also give her ideas for poetry
7. Lovecalculator.com- every week Sophie is in “love” with a new guy. I’m sure she gets on there to calculate their love.
8. PinkMonkey.com- she goes here to get cliff notes for books because in English she never reads the assigned book.
9. My Space- everyone used to have a my space but then moved to face book. She still gets on there every once in a while to just see what’s going on there
10. jokes.com- Sophie is a funny girl but she cant do it all herself. She must get on here to find the latest, funniest jokes to tell her friends.

If I could spend one day with one of the characters from the book I would spend it with Sophie. She seems like a cool person and was the main character in my book. Out of all the characters in the book she was the one that I felt the most connected with. Also, I would choose Sophie because we are very different in many ways. I think that I could learn a lot from Sophie. We would start the day off by eating a nice lunch at one of Sophie’s Favorite restaurants. Then we would go to the art museum. Sophie loves to go there to just get away from things and I haven’t ever really been to an art museum so it would be a good experience and Sophie could teach me a lot. After that I would take Sophie out to do something I enjoyed. I would take her to the golf course. Just like art museums are Sophie’s way to get away, golf is my way to get away. I would also bet that Sophie has never done that so it would be a good experience for her.