Good evening and welcome to the Razzmatazz Tournament, the 5th round, I'm your host Jimbo Nix.
"And I'm his co-host Intrepid Cave Troll!"
We're here to bring you a run down of some of the big names you'll be seeing in the next round as the midpoint brings you Smash Zone VR.
"Built with the latest in VR technology, Smash Zone is a one-on-one fighting stage with real time force feedback, we can finally give you proper anime super battles, tell us Jimbo, who is ready to enter the Smash Zone?"
The girl who is winning everyone's hearts is Bayside's Princess, Popuri Meadows a.k.a Popful Kitty who will take on the rapid Fulviospeed.
"Should be another easy one for Popuri, she hit the ground running pretty quickly and is already showing herself to be a genius in any scenario"
Another big name who can't be ignored is Hellcat who is up against Billiard Queen.
"I'm not as optimistic as others Jimbo, Hellcat has never played Smash Zone, and we all know Billiard Queen is a tricky opponent"
What about our three remaining Slippy Squad players starting with Dave Dreamer who stumbles into this round and will take on BandCampGeek69.
"BandCampGeek69 has taken down some excellent players and with Dave Dreamer's open dislike of Smash Zone, time looks to be up for him"
It could be bad news for Cerulean Wizard as he ends up against the Irish Terminator.
"Irish Terminator is an FPS champ and has infinite experience in all gun games, mysterious or not, I doubt Cerulean Wizard can match this gunner"
It could be rough for Blood Raven as well, he's drawn the dreaded Warhammer as his opponent.
"Warhammer regularly speedruns soul likes in a suit of armour, such destructive force from such a powerful foe"
And finally our pay per view event, Razzmatazz vs Firestorm, at stake is a next round battle against Smash Zone World Champion, Speed of Light Suzuka.
"Firestorm has never beaten Razzmatazz but I pray that she beats the ever loving shit out of that traitorous ass hole!"
Dude, chill; our coverage starts on Good Friday, so join us at Casino Square for the Razzmatazz Tournament's craziest round.