All the members of Slippy Squad were present at their usual meeting place including part time members, Jon, a part time member was wrestling Dave into submission, Nasu wondered if someone should stop it leading the other members to shake their heads to say, "this is normal"
Think the reason this time was hiding the fact that they recruited a female member, and Jon didn't know but Dave wasn't even present at the meeting to decide that.
Once the play fighting settled, Giro asked Luke to open the Black Book System.
The Black Book System is the BMWC's program that identifies dateable women, to avoid unnecessary harrassment, the book is limited to just BWI members and under the agreement that the BWI has a system of their own, this keeps the two genders at peace.
"Okay, Dave has been issued a marriage bounty by the BWI, so to avoid problems lets narrow down our options" Giro starts writing in some algorithms while the other members wondered how Dave got into this mess to begin with.
Dave Dreamer got his name for his outlandish expensive pursuits, if he had any money sense with how much he gets paid, he wouldn't be stuck in Shark House.
Everything through cars, oversized TVs and expensive entertainment systems, you can guarantee he'll get it but never need it.
"There are 300 members in the Bayside Women's Institute, we take out children, married women, keep the age range healthy, add his plus sides, any negatives?" Giro asked.
Each person roasted Dave into the ground with ever increasing insults.
Nasu again wondered if this should be stopped, again Giro says, "this is normal".
Rather than list them all, Giro reworked them to make them sound less negative, a testament to Giro's language skills.
After applying everything, it came up with 20 search results.
"Isn't that too many?" Luke thought.
Giro points out that Wendy may have manipulated the database to make herself the best choice, so Giro did an extra algorithm to rank the 20 girls from most compatible to least compatible.
Top of the leaderboard is Lola Rosberg.
27 years old, German, runs a cycle shop in Lakewood, described as friendly, polite, outgoing and competitive, very few negatives and looks amazing in lycra.
"We'll keep that one as the most likely, I wouldn't rule out the other choices" Giro scrolled. No surprises that Alice and Wendy found their way on the list, some surprises from Kara, Popuri and Suzuka appearing, Su-Jin, Reina, Ruri and Darla, Dave has at least met. Julie and Lucy both have great Highway reputations. Bonnie, Eva, Nel, Nora, Tessa and Jaruna are all unknowns but the last two really shocked everyone, Zoe the Hellcat Helkin and Nasu Warhammer Hijiri.
Nasu glowed bright red blushing and had to leave the room to calm down, her insecurities were going haywire.
"Sucks to be you Dave" Luke said.