Me and my sister have a bit of an odd relationship, if she's on the autism spectrum, it's a new form, to describe her behavior would take longer than Lord of the Rings and Hobbit combined, she's not the one I fear, nor the other Sonic Youth girls. It's my Mom.
"My beautiful girl!" Darla was glomped by a very beautiful middle aged woman.
"Mom, breasts, too big, can't breath" Mom and Darla's breasts were much more ample, explains why Willow was so terrified of her genetics.
Along with Darla and mom, the other female members of Sonic Youth along with my dad, my boss and my two teammates Jet Stream and Storm Fist, Jet Stream in a sulky mood.
One kidnapping to Gracies department store later, I was faced with a huge dressing room with stylist and makeup artist, Donnie had spent a lot on what is going to feel like a fashion show, everyone picked an outfit and I was setup for the catwalk, everyone picked a look so time to see what everyone picked.
Anais: you need to dazzle with feminine charm in this beautiful short chiffon dress.
Willow: I'm not really a teenager anymore, this would work fine at 16 but not a grown up adult, Anais still can't get a date but has at least found an ally in our resident edgelord driver.
Shakira: I would make a statement and go for a perfect evening gown.
Willow: The restaurant I'm going to isn't that fancy, saying that my figure just hugs this dress so well and the stylist works so well that I might return to this dress come BWI Gala.
Tabitha: I'd keep it simple, a regular long dress can really make a solid impression.
Willow: It's a little too casual and were not exactly in summer anymore, good on Tabby to go out her comfort zone.
Catalina: You need pure sex appeal to really apply those tattoos effectively, so I'd go for this leather corset ensemble.
Willow: I look like some biker babe, this really isn't good for the type of place I'm going to.
Mom: I really like this black halter style dress with nice loose lace fabric and a lace belt.
Willow: Well mom did manage to win New Zealand's finest Maori rugby player, her choice is honestly at the top right now.
Tilly: I don't know much about fashion, I like colourful things.
Willow: It's not bad but it shares the same problem as Tabitha's choice, too casual, wrong season.
Bunny: I would very much love to see you as a princess Miss Willow.
Willow: I'm really not into this and thankfully neither is Dave, but I can't be mad at Bunny, she's six and in line to Montfort's throne.
Ivana: My sources indicate that many males like goth girls.
Willow: I didn't have a goth phase but I look way too good as one.
Jewel: I'd rather give some colour to your everyday look, it's the best look for you.
Willow: Stop lusting over me, you're still under age, horny lesbian.
Milla: I believe I wore this once when presented to the Emperor.
Willow: I suit Cheongsam dresses way too well, probably a bit much for this date, what is Milla implying by "presented" to the Emperor.
Dad: I say break out your Maori and claim him like a boss.
Willow: No, I look like a pale Moana.
Donnie: Hohoho, all women are Queens and should be treated as such.
Willow: This isn't much different to Shakira's choice except with the big fake fur boa, saying that Donnie really misses his late wife.
Stormfist: I prefer something simple, something that makes them look smart.
Willow: I look like a secretary, but it got a like out of Tabby and that'll make up for it.
Jetstream: You don't need any of that fancy stuff, you look fine as you are.
Willow: I get what he was going for, but it's not come from a right mind set only jealousy that I'm not dating him.
Hyacinth: I'm sure this guy likes Race Queens and Grid Girls, one of those outfits should do it.
Willow: That brings back memories, I did a year as a Ford Motors Grid Girl in Bathurst Australia, probably shouldn't tell Dave that yet, there were bikini shots as well.
Darla: Behold, the noble bunny girl!
Willow: Darla! Take this seriously!
Darla: Loading serious mode, brrr brrrr brrrrr. Why not wear a simple white strapless dress with a corset fit? That's how I normally do it.
Willow: I love Darla but she can be so difficult but everyone except Jetstream agreed that it was the right dress.
In the end I chose Darla's dress, I also bought Mom's and Shakira's dresses as well, an old motto from the BWI is never underestimate the power of a dress, all the ones I've tried over the years, I'm really learning that lesson.
