I'm gonna try to do this, a running commentary on 358/2 Days. I'm gonna try to keep it mostly spoiler free, just basically what happens that day. Mostly me being snarky and probably frustrated. Enjoy:

So I figure I'm FUCKING ROXAS! THE KEYBLADES CHOSEN ONE! I AM MADE OF LIGHT (read rainbows) AND AWESOME! Obviously I am not... None of 'em like me, Axel mocks me continuously and the Chamber of Sloth is now cannon.

Day 277? (I can’t remember): Roxas and Axel chill on clock tower. Gayness ensues already. Roxas wonders where their hag is. Because his life started when she came into it! <3
Days 1-6: They’re not important, Roxas!Zombie can’t remember them.
Day 7: Xion shows her fine ass up. Roxas is INTRIGUED.
Day 8: Axel teaches important lessons, like how to jump and that treasure chests have… Treasure!
Day 9: Marly teaches you how to press the A button, repeatedly.
Day 10: Zexion takes you on walkies and how to complete missions. Mostly he snarks at you and smacks things with books and steals your hp balls. :C
Day 11: Larxene sits on her fine ass and steals your keyblade… and complains awesomely. FIRE IS FUN!
Day 12: Vexen pervs on you, then proceeds to tell you you’re stupid… a lot.
Day 13: Lexaeus smacks you around like a rag doll. Limit breaks are hard! D:
Day 14: First real mission! Axel takes me on walkies, I die repeatedly trying to do a limit break (I think I already forgot how to do it…), ice cream galore and how the hell is my backpack full?! I want mah potions damnit! Also Axel is now my friend. <3 Roxas’ first laugh.