So we're off to our first world with Terra! During our play through with Aqua there seems to be a lot of shadiness around Terra and what he does while visiting various Worlds. Was it all in our heads? Is Terra really that EVIL? Or are have we just been purposely mislead? Find out now in this exciting addition of "As the Kingdom Hearts Turns"!

• Everything seems peaceful in the forest/valley in Enchanted Domain until… we get the camera shakes.
• A bright flash of light and lighting appear and then… A LIGHT PORTAL?! appears.
• An armored Terra walks out of the light portal and shifts back into his casual duds.
• Peaceful lake is peaceful until… MONSTERS! Seriously, he says “monsters!” Dear lord…
• Terra fights more like Sora/Roxas than Aqua does (surprise surprise) but he seems a bit more “heavy” and I miss being able to cartwheel. Terra does this sliding dash thing that’s awkward and you can’t control it as well as a dodge roll or a cartwheel.
• One Unversed escapes and Terra chases after it.
• Sidenote: I’m getting really tired of the game not letting me go where I want to go. STFU Terra, I DO WHAT I WANT!
• Also I like Terra’s artwork more than how he turned out rendered.
• OH HEY FINALLY FOUND THAT UNVERSED! And we’re outside the main castle.
• Terra spots Maleficent. Who obviously has a thing for teenaged boys because she just made a lolstastic face when spotting him. First Terra and then Riku… who knew Mal’s taste were so… young.
• Maleficent is surprised that Terra isn’t asleep like everybody else in the castle but Terra is all mission-faced and wants to know who she is. So she kindly introduces herself and drops a hint that she knows Terra isn’t from around these here parts.
• Heh, Terra gives her his name and asks her if she knows anything about the Unversed. Mal is like “Pssh those stupid things, they’re inconsequential.”
  Terra’s like “Heh, yeah… they are so that big word. Have you seen a creepy old guy with freaky eyes and evil twiddle fingers?”

• Hur hur hur, I love Mal she says he hasn’t seen an OUTSIDER but… wait she totally remembers somebody leaving the castle. She’s not sure what he was doing there only that he was not “from this kingdom.”
• YAY WE GET TO GO TO THE CASTLE!
• Mal calls us back because apparently this stranger was talking about “imprisoning the light”… sure does sound like Master Xehanort.
• Lols, Mal drops a hint about Aurora so Terra takes off.
• For one of Terra’s finishing moves he says “Do you want some?” but… he kinda sounds like Demyx when he does which makes a stupid line… funny?
• Inside the castle is empty (except for Unversed) and we make our way up to… a sealed door?
• But no door is a match for a keyblade wielder so Terra simply unlocks the door with his keyblade.
• Inside is Aurora who’s already post-spindle (I actually looked up what a spindle does… and I still don’t really get it, oh well). And Terra is all like “this feel awfully familiar…”
• Oh and look who’s here, Maleficent! Who needs Aurora’s heart because there’s not a touch of darkness in it…? What could she need Aurora’s heart for?
• Oh hey, Terra and I are starting to get on the same wave-length!
• Apparently Mal wants to use the Princesses of Heart so… she can rule the Worlds? Okay.
• And she totally knows that Terra’s “trinket” is a keyblade which freaks Terra out (NO MEDDLING!) especially when she tells him that she needs him to get Aurora’s heart for her.
• He’s sick and tired of Mal screwing with him so he asks her again where Master Xehanort is.
• Mal ignores him, bless, and says he just get on with collecting Aurora’s heart. Terra asks why he’d ever do that and she’s like “Pssh, I can sense the darkness in your heart ready to come out and play.” Then she… tries to possess him? Drag the darkness out of him?
• Oh god sex-face… Terra this is going to be really awkward if you keep making faces like that. He’s all like “Nuuuu!” and Mal’s all like “Sleeeeep~ So I can wake up who you really are so then you can do whoever whatever you want.”
• Urrm?
• Holy crud it’s a Master Eraqus who says “DARKNESS IS EBIL” in various ways.
• Terra goes from sex-faced to Dead Eyed and… starts stealing Aurora’s heart.
• Mal grabs Aurora’s heart (which is a shiny ball of LIIIIIGHT) and… douses it in green flames? That seems like the opposite of what you wanted there Mal.
• Dead Eyed Terra reeyes (that’s a term now, it happens enough in these games) and is more than a little bit confused while Mal gloats over the heart. Then she says some ominous (god I’m tired of using that word, I’ll find something new) stuff about everything he said could be true.
• “What did I do? What did YOU do?” God, Terra normally it’s me making people go into capslock mode.
• Psssh, Mal’s all like “Don’t act like I made you do anything. All I did was make a proposal do your darkness.”
• Terra’s still all like “HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS!?1” and then… Aurora flashes to Ven?
• Mal then saunters on over and is like “So you said you’re looking for Master Xehanort? Whelp I dunno where he went off to. Sorry, but thanks for the heart and the info on the keyblade. If you come with me I will totally let you do anything you want to me we can collect six more hearts and rule all the worlds as king and queen together.”
• Terra’s… upset. He states he’s a peacekeeper and not a tyrant.
• The whole castle shakes… huh?
• But then Mal says this line and I die of seal-clapping: For a peacekepper, you’re off to an exceptionally poor start.
• Then Mal gives him a helpful tip about the darkness. You can’t bottle it up with sheer force of strength.
• Then she gives him the boot.
• And cackles her awesome cackle.
• Now we have to save the castle because the Unversed are trying to knock it down?
• AND A D-LINK WITH MALEFICENT, HUR HUR HUR!
• OH MY GOD GUYS! IT’S A SPINNING WHEEL UNVERSED! I’ve died of laughing!
• After we defeat the EVIL SPINNING WHEEL Terra goes back up to Aurora’s room and talks to her… body (I kinda assume she’s like Kairi in KH1). Then he swears he’ll return Aurora’s heart… after he figures out a way to control his darkness.
• Walking away from the castle he wonders why Master Xehanort wants to “imprison the light”. He thinks it might have something to do with hearts that have a lot of light in them.
• Mal then monologues about the Seven Princesses of Light and says it’ll probably take a lot of time to find them all (how about 10 years?)
• So… we get a keyblade but it’s the same one Aqua got (poop).
• We’re done?
• We’re done!
• Two more worlds are open so we’re off to…