Birth by Sleep - Ventus - Snuggle Time

I don't have much to say. The more I see of Ven the more annoying he becomes. Oh god am I agreeing with Vanitas? Ven needs a reality check. He needs to grow up a bit. How in god's green earth can Sora be more mature then Ven?! Ven's got the training, has somewhat mature friends (Aqua being mature, Terra... not so much) and yet how did he turn out this way. WHY DO I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU?! Thankfully Ven has some seriously adorable moments that cuts down on my strangling time.

  • Okay so we’re in the castle in Enchanted Domain.
  • “Still no sign of Terra…”
  • GOOD GRAVY THIS IS UNBECOMING OF YOU VEN!
  • Ven goes into Aurora’s room and sees her sleeping and… sneaks over to her bed.
    He looks down at her is all like “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!” Ven talks in caps, or at least he does in my head.

  • Then the three fairies show up and tell Ven to GTFO.
  • But Ven’s all like, “Whoops she was so pretty I thought I’d kiss her, or something.” >:T Yeah… creepy fairy tale is creepy. At least Philip got to know/fall in love with Aurora.
  • Flora wants to know who Ven in and… AGAIN WITH THAT DUMBASS LINE?!?
  • So we’re most defiantly here after Terra, seeing as how Aurora’s heart has been stolen.
  • OH DO WE GET TO GO GET HER HEART BACK?!
  • AND… I know we get to see Aqua so… SQUEEE!
  • Ven offers to go get Aurora’s heart back. The fairies are all like “BUT IT IS DANGEROUS” and Ven’s all like “I’M NOT AFRAID!” And then I started humming that new Eminem song in my head. :C
  • The fairies agree to go with Ven to Mal’s castle and they’re going to show us the way.
  • So we run through the forest/valley, the vallest? Forley? And run into some more Unversed where I have my blond moment of the day (sponsored by Ventus!) where I thought I had an awesome new finishing move where my keyblade got lit on FIRE but… that was just a fire Unversed throwing fire at me. :C
  • We run into an evil green flame barrier and Fauna takes it down for us so…
  • ONWARDS!

  • Oh god I forgot about the giant path of no fun. :C
  • Augh, I don’t know if it’s just me but the camera in here is making me feel ill. Too pixely/too jumpy.
  • In walks Ven and his LAAAADIES when he spots some guards. The farires are all like “BE CAREFUL!” but does Ven pay attention? Nope! He runs right over there and is all like “NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB, SLACKERS!” And no we fight… Sigh.
  • Class, the word of the day is: Clusterfuck. Can you all say clusterfuck?
  • So umm… these magical walls pop up and filter us through a hallway so… odd.
  • So after going through a maze thing we wind up at… some green flames and a sparkle ball. Joy!
  • Ven uses his keybalde to free the sparkle ball (Aurora’s heart) from the green flames but… the world goes white?
  • DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT VENTUS!
  • Oh hey it’s a Philip, who’s all like “We met once upon a dream.”
  • OH MY AURORA IN HER PEASANT OUTFIT! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
  • *_* Philliiiiiiip~
  • Ven is all like “Whut just happened ya’ll?”
  • And the fairies are all like “STRONG BELIEFS GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT! Aurora believed in her true love. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE LIKE PRYING INTO YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?”
  • Thanks Merryweather for having some common sense. We DO need to get out of here.
  • Back to the throne room where…
  • Oh poop it’s only Maleficent.
  • She’s all like “Dude, did you take my heart?”
  • Holy crap on a stick, Ven goes right for her! But she poofs away…
  • Wait… how does Maleficent know about Ven?
  • She says her powers “ensure I’d know of the key to bringing me hearts.” Because Terra gave her a demonstration. ._.
  • Whoops there goes my PSP!
  • Again Ven gets on with the “WHERE’S TERRA!” show and dance and Mal’s all like “He told me to leave you alone but… WHOOPS!”
  • W-when did Terra tell her to leave Ven alone? When did he even bring up Ven? Besides during his flash to sleeping Ven that one time… OH MY GOD GUYS! MALEFICENT CAN READ PEOPLE’S BRAINS! Nobody is safe!
  • It looks like we’re going to fight Maleficent… Nuuuuuu
  • But the fairies are helping… so that’s something.
  • Well they aren’t much help and the battle is pretty straight forward. So… Yeap.
  • Maleficent is all like ½ dead and limping back to her throne when Ven starts…
  • Gosh my PSP is slippery today.
  • When Ven starts going on about how Terra would never do anything like steal somebody’s heart.
  • But Mal’s got… proof?
  • Nope she’s just like “He totally did it.”
  • BUT HERE’S AQUA TO SAVE THE DAY!
  • She’s all like “Dude you know Terra as well as I do. Don’t listen to the green hag.”
  • Aquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3
  • Again Mal’s like “You don’t know people as well as you think you doooo~”
  • And again Aqua’s like “Let’s go home and make you some hot coco. And we can snuggle under the covers and read your favorite book together, the one about stars and stuff.” :D
  • But NOPE Ven wants to find Terra. And Aqua’s all like “He’s a big boy and he’s not ready to come home yet. I’ll even put marshmallows in your cocooo~”
  • VANITAS!
  • VANITAS YOU SEXY BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS FLASH BACK?! Not that I’m complaining!
  • Oh hey, Ven’s got his wooden keyblade out and about.
  • “Like right now? He’s leaving you behind. And by the time you catch up he’ll be a different person.” They’re in Ven’s room and I’m guessing this is right after the MoM. So… when Vanitas was all like “He just needs a push to get him to leave.” He was talking about Ven.
  • Mmmm you sexy evil bastard.
  • I-I… I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, OKAY! STOP JUDGING ME!
  • So at least we know a part of the reason why Ven’s chasing after Terra so desperately. Still it shows a lack of faith in Terra that he’d believe what Vanitas has to say so readily.
  • So, nope. Ven can’t go home and have snuggle time with Mr. Wookeys (Yeah, I named the wooden keyblade, what of it?) and Aqua because he has to find Terra before he changes. GOSH WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME!
  • Maybe because… you never say anything about it?
  • Ven runs from the castle and…
  • PSP STOP FALLING OUT MY WINDOW, SERIOUSLY!
  • Wonders where Terra is.
  • New keyblade and we’re off to a new world!
  • Ven putts along on his boogie board WHEN VANITAS TOTALLY PASSES HIM!
  • Two for the price of one today Vanitas, my oh my.
  • Vanitas like… floats in a bubble? Sorry… I’m not laughing at you Vanitas… seriously I’m not. You don’t look like Mew at all. Not in the slightest.
  • Ven chases him. Of course he does.

Chronological World Order:
Terra, Ven, Aqua

End