Okay I think I've ripped on Ven enough for the time being. I'll... try to stay neutral. I'm like Japan. Technically neutral but with a shit load of weapons ready to go off at any time. The weapons are pointed in Ven's direction... just in case. I mean... I wouldn't shoot or do anything with them, they're just there so I can protect myself. Against... Against is stupidity? OKAY I'M GOING TO ACTIVELY TRY NOT TO RIP ON VEN ANYMORE! Starting... Now:
- So here we are AGAIN, for like the fifth time in the Keyblad Graveyard.
- Ven drops in and is all like “Where is he?”
- UM RIGHT BEHIND YOU, GOSH!
- Ven starts in on Vanitas all like “GOSH YOU SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT TERRA, AND THAT WASN’T NICE! WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THOSE MEAN THINGS?! They were mean…”
- “Exactly what I said, idiot.” Pffff, marry me? “The Terra you know will be gone forever.”
- “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!” I’ve heard stupider.
- “Stupid, or true.”
- Uh oh! Vanitas got his keyblade out. SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOOOOWN!
- So of course Ven gets his keyblade out too.
- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
- “Good. Let’s see what you’re made of.” Ven’s made of puppy dog tails, sugary Sora extract and a heap load of homoerotic lines. Duh.
- So this is the fifth time we’re fighting Vanitas. Hopefully I’ve learned his style by now.
- WAIT WHUT?!?!
- Why does his suddenly have a one hit K.O. move that I totally avoided but… killed me anyway?!
- GAME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
- This… had to be pre-determined though because Vanitas walks up to Ven (who’s on the ground) and is like “Seriously… that’s it? You can’t even avoid my unavoidable move?”
- D: He’s going to kill Ven now?
- Erm… he blasts Ven with some energy and Ven’s gone.
- WELL THAT WAS A GREAT GAME! Really tied up a lot of loose ends! Looks like we’re done here folks, everybody pat your..selv..es… on the Mickey?
- Mickey has dragged Ven around and healed him.
- “Keyblades are not something you use just to bully somebody around!” Bless your heart Mickey Mouse.
- Oh we’re fighting alongside Mickey!
- Okay for all of my love for Vanitas that pissed me off. I made sure I got the last shot in and got a neat upper cut on him for the freeze frame thing.
- Vanitas looks like he’s out cold, but of course he isn’t! He spin kicks himself back up (all is forgiven) and scares the shit outta Mickey and Ven.
- “Hmph. You win. Consider yourself on probation.” O-Okaaaay?
- BUT DON’T LEAVE VANITAS! I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE!
- My lust for Vanitas time is going to really cramp Ven’s style… isn’t it?
- So off Vanitas goes in a dark portal and he agrees with me: “Probation for what?”
- Ven thanks Mickey AND THANK THE GODS ABOVE HE DOESN’T PULL THE “But you can call me Ven” LINE!
- Ven’s checking out Mickey’s keyblade and Mickey tells him that he trains under Yen Sid.
- He’s all like “Yen Sid thought the Worlds were in trouble so I took off…” and Ven is like “I CAN SO RELATE!”
- Apparently Mickey’s got a Star Shard that let him poofs wherever he wants to go? Neat. It looks like a crystallized paopu fruit mated with something outta Tron. Downside to the Star Shard is that Mickey doesn’t really know how to control it yet. So… does he just turn up places randomly? Oh jeez he doesn’t even know when it’ll poof him off.
- But it brought him to Ven so… thanks Star Shard thing!
- Off Mickey goes… >.>
- Oh hey we’re floating in space! It must’ve poofed Ven too because we’re right outside…
- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD CAN’T WAIT!
- Oh and we got High Jump and a D-link with Mickey!
