Well folks I tied the knot last night. On Tales Runner that is. For about a few weeks one of my 'friends' (I use friend in quotations because I personally don't think I'd want to meet 1/2 the people on that game in real life) Devastator started trying to push me and one of his 'friends' Alin together. And we were both like "I don't even know him/her..." And I dunno how it started, but we started to kid around a couple of nights about our sham of a marriage. Here's our life (there's 10000 different versions, but this is it basically):

Alin and I met at my job, which was stripping (WHY AM I A STRIPPER?!). I thought his suit looked nice and he need a green card. We end up leaving together and I pay for the whole marriage, and we both get very very drunk. We somehow manage to have a kid together, I personally don't think it's his and he thinks I stole his sperm in his sleep. Anyhoo we have one navy-haired chld together. Also all my adopted children get kicked out of the house (about two people started calling me Mama Waffuru). Alin brings home random men every now and then, and I start to get drunk more often, cry and beat him. Time wears on and I leave him and take half, the house and the kid. He goes on to get married again, and again. And that is our lives together.

Yes, I married a gay man. Everybody else in the game who's married are all lovey dovey and I always root for him to die. Our couple name is Waffalin, with the description reading "In it for the TR". I think I'm going to be very happy.