Yoinked this from my facebook, but I doubt they'll get them all so you guys can have a stab at it to. Guess which movie the quote is from, I'll black out the ones that have been guess correctly. DONT' LOOK 'EM UP:
1- And ______, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
2- Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.
3- Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu
4- Yop!
5- People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.
6- Person One: How can you walk away from something and then come towards it?
Person Two: Walk around the world.
Person One: Small world.
7- I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
8- I hope they have pudding.
9- Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'
10- You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN.
11- I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die.
12- Delicious jams and jellies?
13- Look at me. You're lower than a bastard. Mmm-hmm. You have none of me in you. You're just a bastard from a basket.
14- God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
15- Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and you know how they are...
16- Person one: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Person two: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
17- Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
18- Sorry about Dean's faggotry.
19- Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
20- Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little *viper*! Now you cannot ever be free! Damn you! Curse you!