So even after Faia almost burnt down half of my block, i still allowed her to enter back into my new apartment. Faia had taken me to this werid building which she claims is owned by Blazers. The guy that gave us the apartment hed green hair and pink eyes. i think he calls himself Pyro. Pyro was kinda crazy like Faia. Their both as dumb as door knobs for the love of god.
When i went inside the tiny bathroom, i saw a spider the size of basketball on the shower head. I'm not lying people, it could have eaten a newborn baby. Well anyhow Faia still is very very dumb. Like yesterday she stuck a fork in a socket and got fried. i laughed and laughed.
Faia was just walking around in the park while i just read the newspaper. I felt like a father who was watching his retarded child....was that mean? Maybe...anyhow she was running round when she came upon a bow of kittens. Then, heres the funny part, she wanted to keep them all. All 8 of them. I laughed at her she got mad and almost set the poor kittens on fire. if i wasn't there she would have burnt down the whole park.
So here is were it gets funnier. This tall guy that looked alot like me stepped in front."Hello there little brother. You may not remember me. I'm Prince Asreli."
Faia almost spat fire at him."Get away from the future King, Assreli!" Faia's hair went red and flaming again. I felt a strange urge to attack him using something sharp and just like with the bow and arrow, a blue flaming katana appeared in my left hand. then the ting my hair does you guys know already.
When i looked at Asreli his hair was flaming orange and he had some strange looking, huge staff in his hands. When he started to swing it over his head i was scared out of my mind. i saw my life flash in front me, something i really dont want to see ever again." My life is so screwed up"
Asreli looked kinda stupid staring at me"Hey little bro. You ok over there? I swear you have always been, you know, werid."
I wanted to just fall on the floor crying like a huge baby who cant get their way. He hurt my feeling worse than the girls who have rejected my whole high school life. This guy has got to be my older brother cause that is something only a mean bottom older sibling would say.
I know i looked stupid but what i did wasn't. I held out my hand and yelled"YOU jerk!! NO MORE BURNING DOWN THE ENTIRE TOWN!!" I'm not lying. i took out both Faia's and Asreli's flames with a huge blast of blue fire. Thats also the reason my whole hand was burnt and is in right now. I'm gonna kill someone if....they...don't.................great they just blewn up my stove.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE!!!!
Ahhh hell. Noone cares bout the loser. Noone ever does.....
TO BE CONTIUNED.........
