CHAPTER 4
So here is the down low on everything that has happened to me in the last month and a half. I meet i werid girl after having a lovely chat with a giant fire monster. I meet my long lost elder brother who is more sarcastic the me. Yeah i couldn't believe it myself. Asreli is his name and to piss me off is his game.
Living with these two is like being in hell, yet everyone else isnt.......anyway Faia o the lovely, stupid Faia. She just proves to me everyday i could teach a rat something and it would learn faster than she can. Asreli is trying his hardest and i mean his hardest to eat everything in a 10 mile radius. I've even tried to hide the canned food from him. Does it work? Nah, he follows his nose to CANNED food. He's a savage.
So one night when i came home from work, Faia told me and Asreli, she was going to cook. To tell you the truth we should not hve been so happpy when she said this. The soup she cooked took 10 minutes. I work in a bar. Even grilled cheese takes longer.
She called it Potato water. We really should have listen to the name. When she gave us a bowl, it was full of hot water and a big bottom potato. It was just in there floating. Alone. No carrots or anything else. See i was mad bcause the day before, she made me bring home potatos, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and a lot of other veggies. So i burst out laughing at her sad excuse of a soup. Asreli laughed too, but only to be mean.
Faia pouted" I guess your not to happy with the soup." She looked like she wanted to cry, then she turned bright red."WELL THEN!! I'm so sorry it is not to your royal liking, your highness." She then turned around and started to walk away. O here's a funny part. She trips on her own shoelace, and literally throws the hot water and potatos on Asreli.
Asreli just sat there looking silly with a potato sliding down his face. Then my brother jumps up and starts attacking Faia."YOU STUPID STUPID GIRL!!!! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME" Then he starts to stomp on the girl. Mind you, i'm still poking the potato hoping it would turn into mashed potatos or even fries. Sad thing is, it didn't.
Here is another reason we can barely eat. I lost my job. Yeah after 7 years and becoming asst. cook they drop me but heres why. Remember when i told you Faia almost burnt down the entire block?* Yeah well my boss was there he saw us and had a heart attack. I think he also had a stroke. So i go back to work his, 26 year old son Japo, beats me up in the locker room shower. Then his buddies attacked me in the parking lot. I'd like not to talk about it. It was like high school all over again.
So when i came home, it got worse. Asreli was going to piss himself with how hard he was laughing. He just started and could barely stop. Then he attacks me. The man smelled like rotten garbage and sexed up lions. Please don't ask. I had a real bad childhood. Really really bad.
Anyhow i went for my evening walk, which i started to do so i can get away from Faia and Asreli. Then out of nowhere this purple haired girl lands in front of me with a frown on her face. I just thought with dread she was here for me. She was really cute though. Tall And slender with long purple hair and sexy green eyes. She was wearing the same school uniform that Faia was wearing the night i meet her. She said "Are you Princess Kagerou? The prince and the future king of the Blazers."
So i giggled and said " Yeah i guess so. Thats what everyone keeps calling me that so i guess i'm him." I sounded so corny....just like a loser.
Well i was in tears due to my realizing i sounded like a straight up loser, i notice her staring at me with these huge starry eyes" I'VE FOUND YOU!! YEAH!!" She then went from girlie to a female pro manly westler which made me as nervous like a cow at a butchers.
She then charged at me and lifted me up into the air. I told you she was manly! "HEY!! PUT ME DOWN!!" I kicking and screaming. People saw this and, once again, people were laughing at me. I felt like dying right then and there.
Why does this only happen to me?! Why?.....
TO BE CONTINUED..........
*=chapter 2 reference
