Well lets just say i'm really really starting to hate my life. I'm Kagerou, for all of you know somehow dont know about this blog. I live with these two pyro-maniac's. One is a crazy chick named Faia. The other is my long lost brother Asreli. These two would drive even the nannies on tv crazy.
Anyhow, last night on my evening walk, i meet this crazy chick named Shisa. This girl is another pyro-maniac. She set this poor dog on fire by sneezing on it. She scared the hell out of the dogs owner. He almost left his dog when he started to run. She tells me she is my long lost friend. Then she attacks Asreli screaming "Why haven't you come home yet?!"
I was just standing there stunned. She was my sister-in-law. Another psycho is related to me. My life cant get any worse. I would have to have both my legs burned off and a stick pushed up my bottom to feel worse the i already do.
So anyway Shisa cooked the last night. it was the best meal i've had in, like, two years. The meat was nice and tender. The rice was just great. Evrything last night was perfect expect the fact that Asreli almost burned down the apartment building.
"What the hell man?!" I said running around trying to put out the fires with my katana.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Really i'm sorry! I just kinda forgot." Asreli said sounding like a straight up jackass.
"Why am i not surprize?! Only you could actually set something that was fire-proof on FIRE!!" Shisa said looking like a dragon.
I was running down the corrider when, god help me, i tripped over Faia. She had decided now of all times she wanted to look at the molding on the walls. O how i hate her. I feel about three stories. I smashed my face against Pyro's door. He came out in his underwear shouting " WHAT THE HELL?! HEY, ASRELI! WHY YOU TRYING TO BURN THE WHOLE darn HOUSE DOWN OR SOMETHING?!"
Asreli then turned into his flame form and started crawling up the walls" Sorry about that Pyro! I'll clear it......o shit!" Yeah the jerk then set another part of the building on fire. Now i had double the work load.
"O SCREW THIS. REVERSEAL TIME WARP!!" Please dont ask how i knew to do that. Then just like that we were back in my apartment at the time when Asreli was about to set the place on fire.
"NO!! YOU IDIOT!! JERK!!" Faia, Shisa, and me all screamed at him. He kinda looked dumbfounded.
Will someone please save me from this nightmare?! PLEASE?! Please.......
TO BE CONTINUED.............
