Despite the silly title, I'm actually here to offer a slightly more sobering reminder of what it took to get ourselves this Independence Day, as well as some cheesy goodness.
First, take a little look-see at this:

And now, here's a video by America.gov on what the people think Independence Day is.

Now that you've gotten your helping of cheese, you Americans should go out and eat some good food and watch some fireworks... IN AMERICA!