Besides bad movies, the MST3K gang have also watched an array of stupid, patronizing, and even downright bizare shorts. For everyone who doesn't join the Movie Sign chats, I will be posting the shorts whenever we watch episodes that include them.

Episode 503's short was What To Do On a Date. If you've ever wanted to ask someone out and you're just stumped on what makes a datable activity, pay close attention to this instructional video...

But only if you still live in the 1950s.