So... I don't usually post personal stuff on here, but this was way too funny not to.

I'm albino, but my eyebrows and hair on the top of my head grow in a disgusting shade of mousy brown, usually, while the rest of the hair on my body grows out white.

And I'm also Ashkenazi, which is the ethnicity of being eastern-European Jewish (Jews were not allowed to marry non-Jews for centuries, becoming their own ethnicity with certain traits). One of these traits is having really bushy eyebrows.

So I went and trim my eyebrows last night, because I'm a woman and don't want to look like a caterpillar is crawling across my brow. Except, that, the lower half of my eyebrow hair is now white. Even though I didn't pluck out anything, it looks like I now have no eyebrows. I had to steal my roommate's mascara to dye them dark brown. I may have to dye them permanently, or cross my fingers that they regrow back as brown. I wouldn't mind having white eyebrows if my hair was white too, but it isn't. And it looks really weird.

It's pretty ridiculous. I'll post a photo later, if I can.

EDIT: Started regrowing in brown. The universe has righted itself. 42.