You know what the ol' Watercooler needs? Some culture, that's what. You kids today with your body piercings and ice cream cones and various electronic stimuli. You're going to learn what it's like to appreciate fine art. And on that note, I have selected for you all one of the most moving pieces in the history of music: Danny Boy. This particular rendition comes to us from three fine young gentlemen and is possibly the most tear-jerking take on this classic I have ever witnessed.

Truly a masterpiece.