Since TC's hooked me up with posting privileges, I thought I'd kick things off with a doozy:

This movie is the choicest product of the '80s art. Two antisocial, misunderstood children share an "imaginary friend" named Rem Lezar, a big burly 30-something pseudohero with a blue mullet and a cape. Rem appears in their rooms at night and encourages them to follow their dreams in several scenes which are not at all creepy or wrong. After Rem comes to life and... uh... spends the night with them in an abandoned shack, they tour all over New York looking for a medallion borrowed from Miguel de Cervantes.

Also featuring countless irritating songs recorded before the days of autotune and an evil floating head. Sponsored by at least two institutes of Freudian psychoanalysis, so you know it's gotta be suggestiveariffic. Enjoy!

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(oh god, he's the cop. WHY IS HE THE COP)