During Tech Class

Me: *working on a base during some free time*
Kid: Hey, ____ (You're not knowing my name or theirs)
Me: Yeeeessss?
Kid: Why are you drawing porn?
Me: It's not porn, it's called a base!!
Kid: Why don't you make your own base?
Me: *on the outside* straight faced* I'm not talented enough. *on the inside* eating ice-cream* I'M SO UNTALENTED!!!