An near complete over exaggeration of my daily life...

Roomies

I dedicate this one post to my drunken roomies whom I love...

Wake me again at 3:30 in the morning...I...WILL...kill you....

..crap..

A formula....

1 Scatter brain Martel... (Me...)
1 Awesome bottle that I always fill with soda, juice, etc...
1 Pitcher of jungle juice that tastes exactly like lemonade, but in reality is highly intoxicating...
1 Scatter brain overlooking the deadly juice and pouring some in the Awesome bottle before work...

...mix this all together and you get a very drunk receptionist.
Good thing I'm a happy drunk... -_-'

My Fun Buds...

...picking up drunk people at 4:00 in the morning is sooo fun...
...no really it is...
...you get to torture them while they try to sleep it off.

Friggin'....crap...

.....*sighs*.....
.....uhhhhh.....

*sighs again*

Falling in love sucks....so hard....

*sighs yet again*

WTF!!!???

...to the Skunks

AHHHH!! My cousin and I recieved the smelly blessing of damned skunk...ARRRGGHH!
Had to dispose of my favorite pair of black jeans and my tiger undershirt...T_T
Sniped by a smelly sniper...
...I hate skunks...
To the Damn Stinky Skunks
Mr. He-who-hates-you