A formula....

1 Scatter brain Martel... (Me...)
1 Awesome bottle that I always fill with soda, juice, etc...
1 Pitcher of jungle juice that tastes exactly like lemonade, but in reality is highly intoxicating...
1 Scatter brain overlooking the deadly juice and pouring some in the Awesome bottle before work...

...mix this all together and you get a very drunk receptionist.
Good thing I'm a happy drunk... -_-'