To You Who Screwed Me

Why...you butt-hole! I suffered horribly today because of you!! I casually went outside to the beautiful world and greeted it softly, but instead...I was meet with laughter...why you ask? WHY!!?? YOU LET ME RUN OUT THE HOUSE WITH DRIED DROOL ALL OVER MY FACE!!! ARRGGH!!

To You the Offender,
Mr. Fighter