ARE YOU READY?!!!

HELLO ALL MY PEOPLE!!!!! WELCOME TO THE GREATEST AND MOST #%!? CRAZIEST PLACE YOU WILL EVER VISIT!!! The crazy part is it come from my thoughts. Yeah, if you knew me well enough, you would probably be scared just to enter this mysterious maze I call a mind. This is really just to talk about anything weird, crazy, stupid, unrealistic, problematic, and just about anything else your mind can come up with. I will try to post regularly to boggle your minds in amazement. If your not satisfied with my discussions, then be a man/woman (or both just in case) and leave before I Hadoken you right outta here! For anybody who doesn't know me, the name is Donny. I am a guy. I love to play sports and workout and I think I have a good head on my shoulders (I changed my last thing because it made me sound like I was being self centered which I'm not :P). I also have a love for anime. Also, I'm not gay (just in case people ask). Those are all the basic details you need to know for now. I warn you! BE PREPARED!!!!!!

Name: Donny
Nicknames: Snake, Donkey Kong, Donald Duck, D-Fuzzy Lumps, Florida(Originally from Florida
Age: 22
Country/ State: USA, South Carolina (Unfortunately :()
Ability: Control over Fire (Can't beat Natsu or Roy Mustang )
Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Death Note, FLCL, Dead Leaves, Ghost In The Shell, Karas, Straight Jacket
Favorite Manga: Berserk (all time favorite), Bleach, Zombie Powder, Fairy Tail, Gurren Lagann, Death Note

Deviant Art: http://banisherofsouls.deviantart.com/

GGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!

OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!! I have been spending at least 4 HOURS to get a My Otaku web page up. For some god forsaken reason, my posts won't show up for some reason and my intro won't show up. It's been taking me way too long to figure this out. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO PO'd RIGHT NOW I COULD JUST.....!!!!!! *rams head into a cow that just happened to appear out of no where* WHY WON'T YOU WORK!!!!! *punches computer screen and gets electrocuted* OMG!!! OWWWWWWW!!!!! *runs around screaming in agony*. WHY DO I KEEP HURTING MYSELF?!!!! *runs back home and sits back down at computer* *sighs* Oh well. If any one could help me with this little predicament, that would be great. My hand feels numb. *hand goes limp*....... great, now I can't move my hand.

YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!!!!!!

HELLO EVERYBODY NOW READING THIS RIDICULOUS COMMENT!!!! This is really just an update on what's going in ma brain. Last night, I had just started on my new drawing to be posted. It may not be done for a bit because THIS TIME, I going to use color. Yes, this drawing will not just be a plain sketch, but a real masterpiece!!! Only problem is, I don't have any colored pencils on me. Oh well, I'll just have to go out and buy some. Anywho, this one is gonna be FREAKIN AWESOME!!! YAY!!!!! *smashes head into wall* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH *begins to head bang* WOOHOO *throws close off and runs down the road naked* *jumps on a unicycle* WOW IT'S FREAKIN COLD OUT HERE!!!!! *now on a high speed unicycle chase with the police*...... weird.

Here's a Little Something For The Lady's!

I know I know. It's 3:50 AM and I forgot to post something yesterday. I have failed my adoring fans. To make it up to you all, here's a little video to cheer you up! I laugh every time I see this video.

By the way, it's by The Lonely Island just in case you decide to ask. I'm sorry if it's not entertaining enough, but I'm really freakin tired right now. I know I'm way more entertaining than these guys, but alas, I can no longer think at this point. Also, if it's a little to raunchy to be put on here, I can take it off so I don't get in trouble.

A Nickname You Always Wanted to be Called or Didn't Want to be Called

YYYEEESSSS!!!! MY FIRST TOPICAL POST!!! YYYYYAAAAAYYYY!!!! *punches self in the face* WOOOHOOOO!!!! *runs around the room naked while playing a Trombone*. It's kind of cold in here. Any who, this has been bugging the crap out of me. I always wanted to get people to call me Snake from Metal Gear. OMG METAL GEAR!!! YG#R&^RYGRFYBHYF#^GR*OBYF*(WEHF*#HBF*&H*HF*&H!!!!!!! *fires rocket launcher in the air randomly* The problem is, nobody thinks that's cool. So they call me Donald Duck, Donkey Kong, or D-Shizzle. They're cool nicknames, except for Donald Duck (it get's annoying at times), but, I don't like them as much as Snake. I don't if I'm crazy or just a man who wanted to be called something cool for a change. METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!! METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!! METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!!!! Have you guys ever wanted to be called something that nobody would ever call you because they think it's stupid or childish? I really need to fix that hole in my wall from that rocket.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

OH YEAH!!! My first post ever. *dances around like a complete moron*. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! "pulls out a guitar, plays it badly, and smashes face with it* OW THAT #&!? HURT!!!! *Throws a shuriken at random things* Yeah *starts doing air humps* WWWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!! *sits back down in computer chair* WOW!!! That felt good. Tell me what you're thinking right now?